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Here’s the current list of my fictional male crushes!

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Row 1: Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars, specifically Hayden Christensen & Ewan McGregor), William Afton/Steve Raglan (Five Nights at Freddy’s - 2023)

Row 2: Alastor, Lucifer Morningstar, & Vox (Hazbin Hotel)

Row 3: Rick Grimes, Negan, & Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead)

Row 4: Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th), Dean Winchester (Supernatural), Simon “Ghost” Riley (Call of Duty)

Row 5: The Iron Bull (Dragon Age: Inquisition), Detective Mark Hoffman & Doctor Lawrence Gordon (Saw)

Row 6: Asmodeus & Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss), Montague (Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 1: Underground)

Not pictured- Ghostface (Billy Loomis & Stu Macher, Scream), Cullen Rutherford (Dragon Age series, specifically Inquisition), Fenris (Dragon Age 2), Loki Laufeyson (MCU), Bruce Wayne/Batman (DC) Steve Rogers/Captain America (MCU), Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier (MCU), Stephen Strange/Doctor Strange (MCU), Sherlock Holmes (BBC’s Sherlock), Qrow Branwen (RWBY), Marrow Armin (RWBY), Ben Solo/Kylo Ren (Star Wars 7-9), Brynjolf (Skyrim), Onmund (Skyrim), Brahms Heelshire (The Boy), Michael Myers (Halloween), Bubba Sawyer/Leatherface (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre), and Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park series)

My taste in men is… certainly questionable

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Here is my list of the songs from Hazbin Hotel (the actual show), as I would rank them.

1- Hell’s Greatest Dad

2- More Than Anything

3- Poison

4- Respectless

5- Loser, Baby

6- Stayed Gone

7- Out For Love

8- Whatever It Takes

9- You Didn’t Know

10- Hell is Forever

11- Happy Day In Hell

12- Ready For This

13- Finale

14- More Than Anything (Reprise)

15- It Starts With Sorry

16- Welcome to Heaven

As I listen to more of the music I’ll update the rankings

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The worst part of writing a story?

Coming up with a title.

Writer’s block is one thing, but when you’re in the planning phases & can’t come up with a title? Absolute Hell.

And here I am, in that Hell, trying to come up with a title for my Hazbin Hotel fanfiction on Wattpad.

I’ve gotten little snippets for each part written down, and a general description of the OC I’m going to use, just nothing else.

All I know is it’ll feature Lucifer x OC (romantic) & platonic!Alastor x OC as the main pairings.

I hate when my brain comes up with ideas for stories & I can’t come up with a title for them.

Any & all suggestions for what I should title this story would be appreciated.

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I made a post about Hazbin Hotel, now it’s time for Helluva Boss

If I had to pick a favorite character, it’s quite easy. I absolutely adore Stolas. Just his personality & the way he still cares for his daughter despite his wife being a colossal grade a bitch. Honorable mentions to Blitzø & Moxxie, I absolutely love those two. Same with Asmodeus and Fizzarolli, I love those two as well. Beelzebub is another fun character (fun fact of the day: her song “Cotton Candy” is the first song I ever heard from both HB & HH. I heard it on TikTok)

Least favorite character has to be Striker. I’m probably gonna get crucified for that opinion, but I just can’t stand his arrogance. Dishonorable mentions to Moxxie’s dad (who I can’t be bothered to remember his name because I hate him THAT much.) as well as Stella & Mammon.

If I had to pick a favorite ship… Besides Stolitz I absolutely love whatever Ozzie & Fizz have going. I want someone to look at me the way Ozzie looks at Fizz. (Maybe I just want to be loved idk XD)

And there you have it! I’ve already posted about Hazbin Hotel, so if you wanna see my favorites from there, go check it out!

Once I post my Hazbin Hotel fanfic on Wattpad I’ll post the link ^^ it’ll be Lucifer x OC obviously, with hints of Chaggie, Huskerdust, and of course Sir Pentious x Cherri Bomb. The fanfic will start right at the end of episode 3 when Alastor leaves the overlord meeting.

If you wanna see my works, my username on Wattpad is Bumbleby23 (you’ll know it’s me because my pfp is Alastor & my background is Lucifer)

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I’ve thought about it, and I know FOR SURE who my favorite & least favorite characters from Hazbin Hotel

Favorites? It’s a three way tie. Alastor being my number one favorite, tied with Lucifer and Angel Dust. Honorable mentions to Charlie, Vaggie, Niffty, Husk, Sir Pentious, and Cherri Bomb. I guess you can say I love the whole hotel crew and then some.

Least favorites? Easy. Adam and Valentino. Don’t get me wrong, Adam has good songs, it’s just… he’s such a freaking dick! No wonder he calls himself “Dickmaster.” And don’t even get me started on Val & his treatment of Angel. Dishonorable mention to Vox. I get it, people actually like him, but there’s just something about Vox that I don’t really like.

If I had to pick a favorite overlord besides Alastor, though? Either Rosie or Carmilla Carmine. Honorable mention to Velvette, because even though she’s part of the Vees, I actually kind of like her. She’s the only sane one out of the three of them.

As for a favorite non canon/canon pairing? RadioApple. Hands down. (When my favorite “x reader” fanfic is literally RadioApple x Reader) Honorable mention to a pairing that’s so slow burn it’s giving Bumbleby from RWBY a run for their money… Huskerdust. I honestly can’t wait for Husk & Angel to finally admit their feelings for each other. (And I’m totally not gonna have mentions of it when I write my Hazbin fanfic on Wattpad)

Might make a post about Helluva Boss sometime with the same premise. Idk tho, I’ve been REALLY feeling Hazbin Hotel and I’ve watched it like 20 times in the last few weeks now. I can literally sing almost ALL of the songs perfectly (the ones I’m good at are Respectless, Poison, Loser, Baby (Angel’s part), and Hell’s Greatest Dad)

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My latest project, a Skyrim x Dragon Age Inquisition crossover fanfic featuring my Dragonborn OC as the Herald of Andraste/Inquisitor

(Featuring appearances & mentions of my canon characters from previous games: Varian Surana the Hero of Ferelden, and Elsie Hawke the Champion of Kirkwall)

Iron Bull x OC as well! (Hints of Serana x Krem & Josephine x OC as well)

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Hey uh if y’all like Star Wars you should check out my lesbian love story I’m writing on Wattpad

It features OCs made by me & my friend who also loves Star Wars

It is almost done, only a few chapters left, but I just thought I’d share it here :3

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Regarding the romances in Dragon Age 2

If I had to rank them, it’d go something like this.

1 - Fenris

2 - Merrill and Isabela (I can’t rank them above each other, so I’ll put them together)

3 - Anders

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Ah here we are, Isabela, the former pirate captain who screws anything on two legs.

When I first started playing the game I didn’t like her. I dunno why, but eventually she grew on me. I usually headcanon that her and Hawke are practically sisters, who are protective of Merrill and love annoying Aveline.

Easily, her romance is just as heartbreaking as Anders’s romance. She doesn’t want to fall for Hawke, she’s afraid of being hurt again, and yet in Act 3 she finally accepts Hawke’s love.

And when that happens... man is it sweet. Especially in the final battles.

The funniest moment is when you do A Murder of Crows, and the potential for a threesome with Zevran occurs. Honestly, it’s hysterical.

In the end, Isabela and Hawke get to travel the world together, and honestly that’s the best ending she could hope for.

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Okay, time to talk about this turd.

Anders is... something. He’s the rebel Warden mage that a lot of people actually like.

I can say I don’t like Anders, especially towards Act 3 when he begins his plans to (spoiler alert) destroy the Chantry. But with his romance he’s actually quite different.

Going into it I had low expectations. Again, I don’t really like his character. But during Act 2 he grew on me. He genuinely doesn’t want to hurt Hawke. And yet he does truly love Hawke, she (or he, if you play as a male) is the light in his life. Justice doesn’t exactly approve of the distraction, but I say Justice can go shove it.

Now in Act 3, oh boy. At the climax, when he destroys the Chantry, that’s when I realized “yeah shit he’s no good.” You do have the option to kill him of course (I never do cause I need a healer). I just think it’s even harder for Hawke if they romance him.

But it is anticlimactic in a way; no kisses before the final battle? Lame.

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Raw footage of a *possible* upwards moving lightning strike

Aka ground-to-cloud lightning

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So I already posted about Fenris’s romance. So now I’ll post about Merrill’s romance.

Merrill, the Dalish elf who is also a blood mage. Initially you don’t want to like her because of how naive she seems to be. But it’s just that; she has the mindset of a child, and therefore I feel she needs to be protected.

Her romance is easily the sweetest so far. The way she calls Hawke “vhenan” is honestly adorable. And, to be frank, every romantic moment between them was so sweet it gave me cavities.

If you play as a female Hawke she’s afraid of what her clan would think of them; and she also feels inferior to Hawke, which, naturally, Hawke can tell her otherwise.

Easily Merrill is my favorite of the not-Fenris romances so far. Currently I’m working on romancing Anders, and after him will be Isabela. I’ll post my opinions on them when those playthroughs are done.

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So every time I complete a Dragon Age 2 romance, I’ll post my opinion on them. So far I’ve only done Fenris’s romance, and I just completed Merrill’s romance. This post will be about Fenris.

Where do I begin. Fenris has always been my favorite companion besides Varric, Isabela, and Merrill. For a broody ex slave who hates mages, he does have his moments where he’s likable.

As for his romance, I’ve only ever rivalmanced him. His romance is easily the most bittersweet, especially if you play as a mage. It’s like, he never wanted anyone until he meets Hawke. And despite disagreements about the treatment of mages, he’ll still love them.

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I already posted about this to twitter

Basically I’ve been thinking about the Dragon Age series, specifically Dragon Age 2. I find quite a few things funny. Spoilers ahead for those who’ve never played it.

First and foremost, the adventure in Kirkwall begins and ends in the Gallows. Think, when Hawke and co. arrive in Kirkwall, they arrive in the Gallows, alongside others who are fleeing the Blight. And after the final battle, the adventure ends with Hawke & co. leaving the Gallows before going their separate ways.

Second, each act begins in Hightown.

Act 1 - Hawke and their sibling talking to Bartrand, in Hightown (in the Merchant’s Guild).

Act 2 - Hawke traveling to the Viscount’s Keep (in Hightown) to talk to Viscount Dumar.

Act 3 - Hawke arriving in the square (obviously in Hightown) to try and stop a squabble between Knight Commander Meredith and First Enchanter Orsino.

I may be over analyzing, but I don’t care, I needed to get this off my chest.

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Okay this is some real talk

The world is becoming a crappier place every day. People are dying, the planet is dying, certain animals are becoming extinct, specific groups are losing some of their rights, and all everyone’s concerned about is what the president does or which celebrity said what. Wake up and ACTUALLY try to make a difference instead of focusing on the media. That’s the real tea.