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TRUNCATED DECACHORON

SPREAD THIS ALL OVER TUMBLR FOR NO REASON

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one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

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What's the punishment for breaking the laws of physics?

10-15 years in prism.

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excuse me, what is a “cuse”?

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“Pattedyr” (danish) litterally translates to tit-animal.

not breast animal, “tit-animal”

oh yea and it is the word for mammal

Wait are we called mammals after mammary glands? Are mammals named after tits???

ARE WE THE BOOBS CLASS?

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Ocean

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

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ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

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hmmm

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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(1! 2! 3! 4!)

old bAYYYYYYY

old BAYYYYY

OLD bayyyyyyy

old bAayyyyyy

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"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

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hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

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If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.

On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.

Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.

But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.

What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.

Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:

https://saveyourinternet.eu

Also, sign and share this petition:

https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=50668942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial

We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.

#SaveYourInternet now!

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danish phrase of the time i post this “that shall you have law to”

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danes don’t breathe, we

P U L L T H E W E A T H E R

<trækker vejret = pull-[PRS] weather-[DEF-SING-NEU*]>

or inspirit <indånde = in-spirit-[INF]> (like inspire?)

*in danish to mark definiteness, you take the singular article (e.g. “en mand” <a man> or “et timeglas” <an hourglass>), which is randomly assigned common gendered “en” or neuter “et”, and suffixize it (e.g “manden” <the men> or “timeglasset” <the hourglass>)

And in definite plural you take the plural form of the word, and add the common gendered suffix, and lastly add a plural ending (e.g “mændene” <the men> or “timeglassene” <the hourglasses>)

so in plural, all nouns are common gendered