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i can perform miracles but i wont cause everyone gets all weird and worshippy , okay fine just one miracle (snaps my fingers and a random dog on the street suddenly explodes like a firecracker)
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You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.
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Actual image of me fighting for my fucking life on discord

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2 of my favorite spider abilities are web make and bite
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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes
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He did bro so bad homie made another video just to apologize.
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I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?
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