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me: *drops something*
me: *stares down at it in disappointment for a few seconds before picking it up*
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being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud
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When cars disrespect the Crosswalk Line
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If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”
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teachers trying to impose responsibility
freshman year: "this isn't middleschool anymore"
sophomore year: "you're not a freshman anymore"
junior year: "you're almost seniors now"
senior year: "college isn't going to be like this"
College: "Sorry guys, class is cancelled because I'm super hungover. Just do the reading"
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That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
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