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Disclaimer - obviously every episode of Red Dwarf is Lister-centric to some extent, but some are way more so than others, so here's a selection of those.

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Last line tag game - tagged by @laurenthemself and @veronica-rich

Writing game: post the last line that you wrote and tag someone for every word in the line - I've already done that elsewhere so if anyone wants to do this, feel free. :)

"He rode out his pleasure as Lister drank him dry, trembling in those cool strong arms."

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Happy Anniversary to all slobby humans, uptight holograms, neurotic mechanoids, fashionable felis sapiens, and senile computers!

(With a special shoutout to badass women who put up with too much, and sexy Space Corps test pilots)

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Disclaimer - obviously every episode of Red Dwarf is Lister-centric to some extent, but some are way more so than others, so here's a selection of those.

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@hotvintagepoll

LAST POLL OF ROUND 4

Katharine Hepburn and Cary Grant (Holiday, Bringing Up Baby, The Philadelphia Story)—They're both unspeakably hot and putting them together only makes them that much hotter. Because physically attractive people are WAY hotter when they're also incredibly funny, and both of them are. They play off each other to perfection, and I could eat them both ❤️

Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing (The Curse of Frankenstein, The Horror of Dracula)—Obviously never canon romantic but the definition of toxic old man yaoi. Whether it's the look on Lee's face as Dracula about to bite Van Helsing in "Horror Of Dracula" (1958) or Cushing destroying his life and engagement to create Lee's monster in "Curse Of Frankenstein" (1957). Such a popular team that the "Dracula" sequel lifted their final fight from the original and used it as a prologue even though Cushing isn't in the rest of the film.

This is round 4 of a mini tournament. Each poll lasts for a week. Please reblog with propaganda for your favorite hot couple. To vote in all the polls, click here.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut]

Hepburn and Grant:

Truly two of the hottest people ever to grace our screens and when you put them together, it's volcanic. They are totally magnetic on screen together, with the perfect love/hate chemistry. The ultimate 'you drive me crazy' couple, no one is doing it like them.

They are delight and joy and ALSO insanely hot together. Friendships have ended over the ship war of The Philadelphia Story, and you know what? Valid.

They are the hottest couple because they are clever, witty and beautiful. They spark off each other magnificently.

I feel like they’re almost too obvious to bother submitting but I’ve made that mistake before so Cary Grant and Katherine Hepburn. I present Bringing Up Baby and The Philadelphia Story as evidence, your honor

Perfect onscreen match in some of the greatest romcoms ever. My, they were yar!

Cary Grant & Katherine Hepburn! They're my favorites! Dapper & ridiculous both!

I'm sorry, that's not a very romantic pic, but I had to include the serenading the leopard

and the fluffy bathrobe!

Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee:

Not exactly propaganda but I received this ask after Cushing and Lee's submission:

oh, I completely missed the qualifiers for the couples poll! Nevemind. Unless we count characters attempting to murder one another in multiple movies as peak couple behavior, Cushing and Lee tragically don’t qualify.

Editor's note: in this case I'll absolutely count that as romantic.

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Slapped some quick colour on an old sketch of these two

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Yo Red Dwarf fans, I need to know- what season do we think Lister’s the hottest in? (Out of these season. I would add the newer ones too but I feel like these seasons are the ones we’re all mostly familiar with)

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Disclaimer - obviously every episode of Red Dwarf is Lister-centric to some extent, but some are way more so than others, so here's a selection of those.

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Valentine’s Day is almost upon us! So have some Red Dwarf themed valentines and share the love! Print them out, and give them to your partner, best friend, or just a fellow smeghead who needs a smile. :-)

You guys are ALL my Valentines! I hope you have a good one! :-D

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Tell someone how you really feel about them this Valentine’s Day. 

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#What is with the way lister takes his hand in that first scene? The first grasp to catch him yeah I get#but the second hand slowly hesitantly settling itself and curling round Rimmer’s? Oughh;;;;;;;#Lister you have been dying to touch your insufferable hologram bunkmate for 3 million years ;; <Prev tags

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happy valentines day <3

(ik its very small and pixelated, its cause im making tiny stickers lol)

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"Lister, is that a cigarette you’re smoking?"

"No, it's a chicken."

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Lister in every episode

S05E05 - Demons & Angels

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Lister in every episode

S04E03 - Justice