Once I made my lil bro’s gf cry by telling her to “fuckin’ scram” in an embellished New York City accent.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Photo
139 notes
·
View notes
Photo
48 notes
·
View notes
Photo
200 notes
·
View notes
Text
152K notes
·
View notes
Text
This probably sounds obvious, but I learned today that prisoners aren't protected by OSHA regulations, and that this is another reason why employers are so eager to utilize this modern slavery. It's only a couple cents an hour, less transportation costs than the overseas sweatshops, and if you want people to work with hazardous materials without proper training? That's fine too! Prison labor is the ultimate free market solution!
51K notes
·
View notes
Text
Therapy is basically just someone going into your brain and being like
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
40K notes
·
View notes
Photo
original url http://www.geocities.com/presbygayman/
last modified 2004-08-04 02:47:34
63 notes
·
View notes
Text
capitalism is fucking scary because it will commodify literally anything. it commodifies the rebellion culture that is supposed to strike against the system but capitalism turns it into “punk rock”. it commodifies spirituality to make you buy self help books that teaches you to stay away from capitalism. it commodifies minimalism and makes you buy things to maintain your minimalist aesthetic. it commodifies global warming, one of the deadliest consequences of capitalism itself and guilt trips you into buying “green products”. it commodifies itself and creates the idea that vanity is fashionable. it will eat everything up.
81K notes
·
View notes
Text
257K notes
·
View notes
Text
🧑🏫👁️🗨️Teacher's Day😇
Pick A Card 🧑💻✨
✨👆It's teachers day here in India. So I thought why not have a PAC to see how our teachers remember / view us. Made in the 2 truths and a lie format each Pile contains 2 things they like, and 1 thing they don't!
😎🧐This could also be read as a blindspots about constructive criticism 💜💖 enjoy. Reblog if it resonates. Feedback makes me happy ✨
Pile 1
They see you as one of their family. You have quite a sunny disposition. Someone excited about life and with class clown or funny one attitude.
You're excited and passionate about what you learn and like to do things hands on. You may be someone who chooses the difficult / more challenging route. They see you as someone who has a knack for making your way out of tricky solutions so perhaps you're someone who leaves things / assignments till the last moment and somehow make your way out unscathed? There could be a sense of overt smugness and you could be a little too cocky. Or give out the vibe that you know more than them or that you've learned all that there is to master. You may also be someone who likes to stand out and you rather work alone. Or like to take all the credit for yourself. You study / learn is affected a bit too much by how it makes you feel. So if you're not feeling good you probably shirk things. I think they see that you're upset about not getting a certain school /job / rank and and want you to take some time off to rest, recover and get your bearings about you. I think there's a certain teacher/ advisor / mentor who really showed you how to get through heartbreak and dealing with rejections. They want you to remember to take care of yourself even on your bad days / moments when you feel like you have come in second place.the world isn't always as sweet and friendly as you'd like and they hold your hand in solidarity as you come to terms with this lifelesson.
Pile 2- Cat
Let people say what they will. You know your worth. You're smart, sweet, kind and most importantly deserving of all the accolades that come your way. Your mentors feel you second guess yourself and they'd really like to see be a little more confidence in your abilities because they have absolute faith in your capability. I think they see you as respectful, someone who takes time to carefully consider the talking points or advice they share with you. This is giving me more of a life coach or motivational mentor energy. They keep reminding you of your potential. To them, you're someone who leads, works from the heart, and you take people along with you. You share what you learn with those around you, your juniors or anyone who needs your help. It would be really nice if you stopped giving up at the slightest inconvenience. Do you like change majors / jobs / teams too often? Or, if you're in the workforce I think your managers feel like you switch jobs too often. You really don't deal well with being challenged. They feel you thrive better in an environment that's encouraging. They like that you're soft spoken and you think before you speak. You're quite easy to teach as you are open to what others have to say and this makes you someone your mentors want to root for. You could be about to experience a deeper friendship, meet a teacher(woman?) who really opens your mind to a new realm of discovery by sharing her skills and experience with you, or find a trainer who coaches you in such a way that your potential blooms fast and strong 🌹✨
Pile 3 Orange Bird
They really don't like how judgemental you are while also not sticking to the brief. You always wnat to do things your way and think you are supreme don't you? Honetsky I wouldn't worry too much about it because your purpose is to bring about a change. Maybe even shake up the current order of things. Your voice helps you make a difference. You may be the one advocating for greener, less wasteful ways of doing things be it it in the classroom, boardroom or other wlaks of life. Are you a botany student by any chance? I feel like there is a certain spiritual mentor who wants you to focus more on working well with plants or doing your bit to help increase the green cover. I think your teachers/ mentors in the material plane don't really get along very well with you but they do have a begrudging sense of respect for how you fling yourself into challenging situations/ causes and somehow end up victorious. It's liek you're the underdog when you attend competitions. People take you lightly thinking you're just being a brag or wasting time but you do things in a way they wouldn't have thought of. Perhaps you're working on solar powered projects or smart electricity. I'm seeing someone at an exhibition presenting a green / efficient / minimal waste home model and impressing the judges. Keep doing you. The world needs more people who are unafraid to take a risk. Just don't believe everything / every conspiracy theory you read though😋 🌍Some of you may even be called upon to work with a forest / woodland deity. Pay heed to which calls to answer
Pile 4 Peach Handbag
Your teachers want you to take a chill pill and take a break once in a WHILE. They're probably not as devoted as you are😫😬I feel like this is something I can identify with a wee bit. See it looks like you like doing things by the book, you're conscientious and have really strong work ethic and not everyone shares in that. They don't make them like you anymore. You kind of remind me of Carson from Downton Abbey because he had such a high moral code. The man was unreproachable. So it's hard for people who are a little more easy going to actually relate to that kind of energy. I'm also seeing that you were such a delight to have in class. You always did your homework, turned it in, in time and greeted your teachers sweetly. I'm just seeing a young child with their brows furrowed neatly coloring their humming bird, careful not to get any colour outside the lines. I think you're gratedulnfor the opportunity to learn. You're adaptable, and you are good at subjects like law because you like to weigh the pros and cons and take a bit of a ' let's see what it says' kind of an approach. I think you also consider various scenarios when you learn so this could come in handy if you're studying economics, policy reforms or even learning to write code for a given use case. You love school don't you? I think this is my nerdiest Pile. You love learning for the sake of learning. I'm seeing Hermione Granger and Matilda with their love of books and libraries. There's so much that you know and I feel you hold off on sharing everything. You're discerning about who you share what you know with. I think you have a very strict anti cheating code. If you're working I think you're the one forcing your seniors to stay up with you to attain targets instead of it being the other way around. To quote from the Shadow and Light Oracle book : 'She understands the responsibility - and has worked consistently with great discipline and earnestness to be able to create. Makes sense that you feel proud and protective of your work babies. Model gifted child. Are you sure you don't have bigger fish to fry? Like with your credentials you could be aiming higher. I feel like you were born to take charge for you've certainly put in the work to get to where you are today. Your hardwork will take you far. It's time to collect the fruit of what you've worked so hard to cultivate. Please take time get rid of any lingering energy of guilt / jealousy either arising from or aimed at you. Once cleared, welcome in bright, strong powerful, healthy energy! When you come from a place of love, courage, and wisdom you will attract the right mentors and will not be misled,for its no longer possible to hide who you are. Rock on love💎it's time to shine bright like the diamond you truly are 🌟
338 notes
·
View notes
Text
My mate Dave delivers some important information about Roman sex coins on the Twitters. (Source)
53K notes
·
View notes
Text
These tweets are from Dara Kass. She's an MD. Please take her advice on how to deal with this current situation. Read. Take notes. Memorize it. And protect yourselves.
All of you.
56K notes
·
View notes
Text
Had a dream where this became the new meme for a bit
178K notes
·
View notes
Text
NYC mayoral candidates asked what "should be banned" in the city and bench appearo came in this with BOILING take
61K notes
·
View notes