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this is what i’m doing now: writing 50k+ fics about boys kissing. who knew?????

i like me better when i’m with you

after wasting way too much time mourning the life he wanted, kent’s starting to grow into the life he has.

ironically, it’s what allows kent and jack to find their way back to each other in the end.

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i came back as @parsonne 

i’m coming back to tumblr but idk if it’s on this blog or another one yet

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i’m coming back to tumblr but idk if it’s on this blog or another one yet

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that scene in the second Harry Potter where Harry has no bones in his arm is probably the most disgusting use of cgi

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the harry potter books rated by mentions of how handsome sirius is

philosopher's stone: no direct mention of sirius but hagrid gives harry a photo album with pictures of his parents and you know sirius is being actively handsome in at least a third of them (5/10)

chamber of secrets: a hollow, empty book (-10/10)

prisoner of azkaban: uncle vernon disapproves of sirius' hair at the beginning of the book which means it looks sufficiently punk rock even after twelve years in prison. harry thinks sirius looks handsome in the photo from his parent's wedding day and hp is super pissed off at that point so it must be an objective fact; other than that not a great time for sirius or his #look (7/10)

goblet of fire: sirius looks good even when his face is made of flames. feels true and right. (8/10)

order of the phoenix: an entire flashback devoted to the "casual elegance" of sirius' hair and how good-looking he is. at one point he looks "rather haughty and bored, but very handsomely so". excellent stuff jkr. would get full marks except for my inability to accept the end of this book (9.5/10)

half-blood prince: one can only hope that sirius is keeping it fresh up in wizard heaven but who can say for sure (2/10)

deathly hallows: sirius is described as carelessly handsome in a photo, although im personally skeptical about how careless it was. ghost sirius is tall and handsome, as per usual. (8/10)

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Soup what'd ya hate about soup

TOMATOES IN SOUP......CORN IN SOUP

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the  new ask meme: send me literally anything and ill tell you something i hate about it

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remus sketch request for @mxnyards over on my twitter

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Minerva has nine lives.

The rest of the order

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look at this scandalous forum discussion about malfoy’s hair from 2003

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why don’t wizards on trial have the option to consent to veritaserum? like I get that it’s illegal to force it on someone and that’s cool, but why not have it as an option for people who are testifying that they’re innocent? like wouldn’t that just make sense? you have a potion that can prove 100% if someone’s telling the truth, but instead of using it you just lock innocent people in soul-sucking prison forever? would it just make wizard court tv too boring if half the cases were solved in like two minutes?

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quick question ive been moving out of my apartment so i havent got cursed child yet (but its on preorder) and i just want the 411 on this question alone: how similar is it to that spoilers story that gave the whole plot of it like a couple of months ago

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The Slytherin Common Room

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Bunch of sketchbook people pencil, 2016

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there lived four wizards of renown, whose names are still well-known images: gryffindor // ravenclaw // hufflepuff // slytherin