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Quarantine Day #114931

During this still ongoing lockdown. I have learned alot about my wife and child. My wife is so impatient that she will rip 70% of the handle off the spray noble rather than make one final trip to see if it caught on anything when trying to roll up the hose. I married the fricking hulk My daughter is kinda like a vampire. On an average week I see here at or less than 20 hours for the whole week…

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Quarantine Day #54637

Each day seems so long. And each night seems so short. Thanks covid-19 No good movies on-demand. I feel like this is the dark ages for movies. And you know some one is going to say something ridiculous when covid-19 ends like ” this is the Renaissance of movies. But it won’t be its just something new to watch. Thanks covid-19 I have gained some weight since the lockdown. By some I mean alot. Thanks…

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Quarantine Day #43730

On Wednesday I celebrated 20 years of marriage. I celebrated, my wife cried half the day. I say sweet things like “its gone by so fast” She says “I hope its over fast too” Its true love! All joking aside I bought my wife 3 tomato plant cages for our 20th anniversary. You see life is simple. My wife don’t need me to buy her fancy things she makes more than me she can buy them any time she wants to. I…

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Quarantine Day #43730

On Wednesday I celebrated 20 years of marriage. I celebrated, my wife cried half the day. I say sweet things like “its gone by so fast” She says “I hope its over fast too” Its true love! All joking aside I bought my wife 3 tomato plant cages for our 20th anniversary. You see life is simple. My wife don’t need me to buy her fancy things she makes more than me she can buy them any time she wants to. I…

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Quarantine Day #41632

I’m not going to tell you its going great. But My wife let me have a little money. So I took the money and added it to an app called Robinhood. Yes this is 100 percent a plug for the app right now! ( https://join.robinhood.com/jamesd9668 ) Any ways I joined this to spark a little competition between my self and a co worker. The game was set you only get 250 bucks total and the looser each month has…

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MY MARKETING ADVENTURE vol. 2

MY MARKETING ADVENTURE vol. 2

From 2009 till 2018 I was building websites and trying to get ridiculous amounts of traffic to my sites. A few million hits a month and millions of page views. I have some experience. But that was a whole 2.5 years ago. And a whole lot has changed since 2018. I mean alot. Domain athority wasn’t even on my radar. And now it is. The organic white hat right way to do it. ( I’m truly trying to not take…

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Quarantine Day #35248

Its not going to be covid-19 that hits me, its going to be my wife. You can only be locked down so long with your best friend before she begins to snap. Like riding into the living room on a tricycle wearing a mask asking me if I want to “play a game”. That kind of snapped. I can’t wait for this lockdown to be lifted I can keep going without real counseling.

We had our first taste of freedom by…

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MY MARKETING ADVENTURE vol. 1

MY MARKETING ADVENTURE vol. 1

I’m working on getting more authentic/ real traffic to the site. Traffic from people looking for our service. Not just plain hits kind of traffic. Traffic is easy! you can buy it, rent it, spam it, ect. They’re a million ways to get traffic to a site.

I want to try every single tip and trick on the internet that lends real traffic to my website. and record the results. Or at least tell people…

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Quarantine Day #34187

So Quarantine is rumored to be ending in phases here in California. And one would think this is a great thing… But ending soon will be all the extra time the girls get to spend with me. Sure they both are busy alyssa has made over 300 trips to cvs and kristina bounces from home depot and ace. I never see them come back with much but I found their stash. Multiple shovels, large amounts of plastic,…

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Quarantine Day #29666

Let me start this blog post off with. My wife is the devil. I’m not mad at her. I still love her alot but she is making deals for souls and running the underworld. If I can be totally real with you all. Quarantine has put a damper on mother day this year. So I need to find a way to make it up to my wife and the amazing mother of my daughter and she also stepped up to be the maternal unit to my…

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Quarantine Day #50 or so

Quarantine Day #50 or so

During this covid-19 Quarantine lockdown shutdown. I have actually learned a lot. Caution ⚠️ I’m actually serious this time. I am lucky to come home to a loving family each day I go out into the world. I don’t fear death or disease in the way others do. I’m inclined to not give a shit at all, but I do care because of the value I place on my wife and daughter. I have and will continue to take some…

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Quarantine Day #28439

The dog is starting to draw my wife’s attention away from me. But a new invention my daughter came up its called whisper yelling. The impact is real. And its just like it sounds say the word ” no” whispering but say it with authority. I cannot get over the whole idea of whisper yelling. Crazy right? We finished Netflix. Like all of it but new tape lines are emerging. Not physical but in the…

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Quarantine Day #27387

The days are getting longer. And my wife is less and less entertained by “thats what she said” jokes. Its the little things that can both make or break a couple in quarantine. I made a list of tips: You have to listen more than you talk. You shouldn’t take things personally. Ice-cream is a basic food group. “Are you done yet” is not the appropriate question when some one needs space. Slapping…

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Quarantine Day #26437

When my darling wife is angry her eyes become the most amazing shade of red. I see the red so much more now that we are in lockdown. I think its cause she is just so full of love. Food options are not the same as before the great lockdown of 2020. Its not the same eating out of styrofoam containers. When I ask the wife what she wants for dinner she often says ” your soul” Awwwwww she wants my…

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Quarantine Day #2419:

My wife is inventing curse words now. I think she is practicing knife throwing. There is holes in my bed about where my neck would be.

Some one has cabin fever!

A special tip for all the spouse’s out here: its not even funny to ask ” what did you make for dinner” quite the contrary.

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Quarantine Day 7349:

Communication has been reduced to grunts and looks of disappointment.

The dog asked me to take her with me to work.

But my wife and kid are amazing!

Now that she is not looking over my shoulder help me!!!!!!!!!!

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Quarantine Day 5420:

I got to stop looking up symptoms of covid 19 cause I’m matching them to everything Krissy does.