jakezer01
jakezer01
Reality is a Pyramid Scheme
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Mainly shitposts, D&D, FFXIV, and HSR
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jakezer01 · 1 day ago
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i'm invincible rainbow arrow
i'm half to whole
i'm flower that blooms in snow
The Vocal Trio Sisters
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jakezer01 · 1 day ago
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made aitsf characters if they were silly cars
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jakezer01 · 3 years ago
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jakezer01 · 3 years ago
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thinking about how an anonymous group (WHO DOESN’T SEEM TO BE AFFILIATED W/ SESAME STREET!!!) found out where jon armond lived and made him swear he wouldn’t show anyone cracks before they gave it to him
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jakezer01 · 3 years ago
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if you see one of these things take one for the team and light it on fire
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jakezer01 · 3 years ago
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my hatred for jk rowling grows stronger every day
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jakezer01 · 3 years ago
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There’s something that’s been tormenting me that I need non-KH-player Smash fans to understand.
At the end of Kingdom Hearts 3, to cut a long story short, Sora misuses a powerful magic so hard and so often that the universe itself goes “Alright, that’s quite enough of that” and yeets him outside of reality.
When the other characters learn about this, they start hypothesizing about what kind of place Sora might have ended up in. What they conclude is that a world outside of reality must necessarily be a world of “unreality.”
And what they conclude about a world of unreality is that the most likely form it could take is “a fictional world.”
Now.
Remind me what aspect of the Smash Bros universe the Sora trailer heavily emphasizes? Right before Mario takes up the Kingdom Key and Sora drifts in through the keyhole he opens?
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That it’s all make-believe.
In other words, that Super Smash Bros is a world of unreality and fiction.
There is a non-zero chance that Smash Bros is part of KH’s ongoing plot and it’s killing me.
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jakezer01 · 4 years ago
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I am, if you couldn’t guess, open to better suggestions
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jakezer01 · 4 years ago
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Eh fuck it what’s the worst that can happen
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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
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jakezer01 · 4 years ago
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“even fate picks its favorites” is such a raw fucking line so it’s no surprise that it comes from the cinematic masterpiece Megamind (2010)
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jakezer01 · 4 years ago
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Fat Fred
(via Dahlcat)
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jakezer01 · 4 years ago
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I’ve been really on a roll lately. Helps that I have my actual computer again. Haven’t felt great the past few days otherwise this would have been even faster. I have one more in the chamber that I want to work on with my buddy from the undead post.
Ko-if.com/the5eclassist
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jakezer01 · 4 years ago
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small fat low poly birbs
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jakezer01 · 4 years ago
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How do you feel with plot important character death (mainly npcs) when the party has access to spells like rivify? Do you just say it doesn't work, or do you give an indepth answer as to the reason that the soul refuses to come back?
You can always come up with some excuse. The soul has no desire to return, a curse was placed on them, or they made some deal that sold their soul so they don't have a way to return. That last one can be fun and lead to an adventure of trying to get the soul back if the party wants to go that route.
To be kind, if I planned on doing that, I wouldn't have the attempt of the spell consume the diamond(s) worth 300g if I won't allow the spell to work. I'm not going to punish the party for my plot twist.
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jakezer01 · 4 years ago
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rb to attack and bite and hurt and kill the person u rbed from
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jakezer01 · 4 years ago
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Ko-fi commissions (in order): Nero from DMC5 for @virtuous_grief, Jasper (OC) for @starbean25, and orochi from onmyoji for @ureumonoir ! 
3 more slots have reopened! Thank you everyone for letting me draw your uwus!
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jakezer01 · 4 years ago
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lelouch vi britannia | code geass icons (300x300)
→ like/reblog if you use/save ♡
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