YOU’VE GOT A SECRET BONUS POINT
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How long can we expect you disappear when these new games come out?
After the dawn of the 24th you will not be seeing me until august
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how is donkey kong preparing for the big day?
donkert kongman wakes up, rubs the stubble on his chin, and takes a look in the mirror. with a creeping smile and bloodshot eyes, he awakens.
“OH, BANANA.” for another day, he is ready.
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hey so ive been looking over the trigger plot update proposals you sent my way. what does "scrap everything, release the gunhorse" mean?
GUNHORSE OWES NO EXPLANATIONS. GUNHORSE CRAVES FOR THE SKIN.
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Is trigger WOKE Liberal L + Ratio?? 🤔💯
It is, I swear on Daniel’s sparkly ass
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what is objectively the best number
Probably one of those “perfect numbers” Euclid and Euler kept going on about
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HOLY SHIT (summons Firearm "Word of God") (BANG) (BANG) (BANG) (BANG) (BANG) (BANG) THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE
today I was like "y'know, I should make a tumblr" and then two minutes later my internet went out. something wants to stop me from playing the clown, it seems, but here I am in the tent anyway. cue laugh track
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today I was like "y'know, I should make a tumblr" and then two minutes later my internet went out. something wants to stop me from playing the clown, it seems, but here I am in the tent anyway. cue laugh track
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