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I am so fucking dumb, that I get confused by the simpilest of instructions, makes posts that make no sense, and I try to be funny way too hard

Me

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This was basically venom’s relationship with Edie-

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Uh mE

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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

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I love this so much

Markus: Hey, Lucy, did you get the part I needed to fix Simon’s leg?

Lucy: Yes, I picked it up.

Markus: Cool. Thanks, mom.

[a hush falls over Jericho]

Markus: ...Why is everyone staring at me?

North: You just called Lucy "mom”. You said "thanks, mom."

Markus: What? No, I didn't! I said "thanks, MAN."

Lucy: Do you see me as a mother figure, Markus?

Markus: No! If anything, I see you as a BOTHER figure, because you're always bothering me.

Josh: Hey! Show your mother some respect!

Markus: I didn't call her mom!

Lucy: I believe you.

Markus: Thank you!

Lucy: Son.

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Kskakskeidiisbwbwuei

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who else is stupid and eats bread

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Venom shit post

Venom: hey Eddie

Eddie: yeah?

Venom: I’m gay eddie

Eddie:

Venom: *is laying down in a king side bed with a rose in mouth while romantic music plays* I know you are too

Eddie: *takes off shirt*

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Peter: mr banner!

peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—

bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—

peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION

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Me trying to do literally anything

you’re standing on a life-sized map

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reblog if you’re part of the holy trinity of unrecognized and dismissed sexualities

bisexual, pansexual, and asexual 

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When you have to art but your so godamm lazy you avoid it and draw something else

Me

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This is my fursona jake the sabertooth

I still feel tired :,)

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This face.

Reblog if you agree.

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Uh ^^^^^^^^

Seriously Tumblr’s version of Detroit is basically summed up as “Dechart: Become Connor”.

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Give me my “hi my name is Connor” @connorstransbf

Every single person that reblogs this will get a “Hi, my name is Connor. I’m the android sent by Cyberlife” in their ask box