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Here’s a dumb poster of the “brilliant minds” behind ComicGenius.  Because WHY NOT RIGHT!?

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Hey look, it’s a logo or something I dunno. 

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It’s a good game, go buy it. 

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Flash may be broken right now, but my arm isn’t so you still get a comic. So here it is.

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To make up for the inability to make a quality comic last Friday (and probably this Friday too) here’s another part in the critically acclaimed “Topical Comics” series. Enjoy.

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Oh man, I love the Heartless, so adorable I feel bad killing them :c

Might turn these into stickers soon

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“I’m just trying to make my city a better place.”

All episodes for Daredevil now streaming. Only on Netflix.

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If you’re ever in britain, when you walk the dog it’s called “Dogging” 

So if you’re going to walk your dog be sure to ask all of your british friends if they’d like to come dogging with you!

Make sure to invite everyone out dogging when you come here!

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Most modern fantasy just rearranges the furniture in Tolkien’s attic.

Terry Pratchett (via mylittlebookofquotes)

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I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.

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nsfw = NEVER SAFE FROM WALUIGI

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THIS IS THE BEST VINE I HAVE EVER SEEN

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♔

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Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses.

Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.

The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.

The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.

Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name.