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You can't just celebrate causing someone's death.

You can however celebrate causing many deaths with your shareholders... And not pay for anaesthetic...

Yeah that's all totally fine.

In all seriousness though, killing CEOs won't solve all your problems. COOs and Shareholders also need leadening. ❤️🔫

writing a message on the bullet you're about to use to kill a billionaire who directly fucked millions of people through their health insurance makes you the coolest fucking person on earth I hope you dont get caught

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Halloween at the x mansion but it’s just everyone wearing starfleet uniforms. Charles does Not think it’s funny.

Bonus:

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Introducing the "It doesn't need" cinematic universe.

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WHAT'S A GREAT MOVIE THAT WAS RELEASED IN 2024?

(reblog with a gif below)

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Too much Minecraft YouTube has ruined me. I legitimately thought this was PearlescentMoon and Solidarity Gaming.

IT'S HAPPENING W2H2 premiere's Oct. 31st, 2024 @ Midnight!

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You're just... Too talented. I'm going to need you to dial it back a bit.

Tumblr won't let me reblog this until I ask a question so uh

The Ocean, Me, MS Paint, 2022

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Fuji?! MeLoNiE? BANANTHONY?! I would cherish them with my whole and entire heart.

(@kalliopeyvonneceramics)

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Tumblr Tuesday: Ace Art

Happy Asexual Awareness Week to all aces and your allies. Here is a collection of exuberant ace art for your exuberant ace hearts. Keep on breaking those allo assumptions, one artwork at a time 🖤🩶🤍💜

@sandrune-art:

@evocaitart:

@unwashedace:

@tinyflowerclub:

@vuelode-irbis:

@szczurherbacany:

@wafflenati0n:

@dinxie:

@pokimoko:

@werew0lfprincess:

@plutonicbees:

@cowheist:

@lokithefoolishegg:

@yujateaandpi:

@transcendragon:

@starryaves:

@kyri45:

@squishlamb:

@peppermintbits:

@kateammann:

@soni-dragon:

@kynni-purri:

@theartofmadeline:

@icannotgetoverbirds:

@meoskyan:

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It's okay! You can get a disc drive. For ONE THOUSAND POUNDS. How much bone marrow do you even need?

i just learned about the $700 no disk drive ps5 are you jerking my DICK?

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LISTEN UP LIBTARDS! Feral hog control doesn't work. The only way to stop a bad guy with 30 - 50 feral hogs is a good guy with 30 - 50 feral hogs.

You want to stop feral hogs in schools? Ban hog based video games and give teachers feral hogs.

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I crave the forbidden fondue

imagine seeing this and still thinking that women aren't complex, interesting and have rich inner lives. meanwhile men are out there buying sneakers and funko pops. sad!

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Mint SUCKS.

i said what i said

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heartbreaking:

girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day

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