jagerbombastic99
AstralOctopus
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she/they, Lesbian Knight apparently, PSN: AstralOctopus
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jagerbombastic99 · 2 months ago
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the vaticans multicultural anime girls are wearing the racism rosary 💀
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jagerbombastic99 · 2 months ago
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if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this
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jagerbombastic99 · 2 months ago
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I miss Skeleton War posts so much. They’d usually start popping up around this time. People would be celebrating, even cracking jokes or participating. What happened to our dear Skeleton War brethren? Have they found peace? Or are we doomed to have weak bones?
I propose:
Skeleton War 2024.
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jagerbombastic99 · 3 months ago
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"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"
the trustworthy telecommunications dish:
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jagerbombastic99 · 3 months ago
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ah yes, the two genders:
man and bath
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jagerbombastic99 · 3 months ago
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im fucking sobbing why did they kill him twice in a row in the community notes
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jagerbombastic99 · 3 months ago
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realism in video games
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jagerbombastic99 · 3 months ago
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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jagerbombastic99 · 3 months ago
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“To protect their copyright, streaming sites do not allow for screenshotting of any kind.”
Hey remember VHS where you bought a box to plug into your tv and you could legally record whatever was playing and then own it for free forever
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jagerbombastic99 · 4 months ago
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Why does nobody's 'Ghibli-inspired' TTRPG ever look like this?
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jagerbombastic99 · 4 months ago
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this specific frame of jack black from the minecraft movie trailer looks like he just realized he threw his best friend under the bus because of a cheeky political joke just so he could keep getting booked for shitty kids movies for the rest of his life
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jagerbombastic99 · 4 months ago
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Minecraft movie trailer dropped this thing looks awful my skin itches just looking at these things
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jagerbombastic99 · 4 months ago
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They're always eating everything
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jagerbombastic99 · 4 months ago
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jagerbombastic99 · 4 months ago
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just bought a disco shitmeal
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jagerbombastic99 · 4 months ago
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just mispelled mental illness the worst anyones ever done it .
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jagerbombastic99 · 4 months ago
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This answer was kinda cool
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