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250731 InterFM897 Twitter Update with JAEMIN

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I almost reblogged that one situationship post with the tag "me in 14 years" but that was like a bit too earnest and I have irl friends on my main blog so I reblogged it with a low effort nct joke instead. thank you nct

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crazy.

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did johnny actually slay the met gala more than seungcheol did or am I just being biased because of that tweet that's like I haven't met gala yet

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we aren't talking about black mirror by kai enough

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Basically, I don't think there's going to be an announcement that Tumblr is getting shut down. If the pattern we're seeing holds, I don't even think it's going to happen intentionally. I think Tumblr is going to go out like an early 2000s forum: they're just going to keep cutting the tech support budget until something goes wrong in a way that none of the remaining skeleton crew know how to repair, which could be tomorrow or three years from now. If it does happen, it's probably going to happen completely at random, so there's no point stressing out!

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250415 nctwishofficial Twitter Update

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taemin: guys don't i look like a college student staff: no you look like shinee taemin

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TEN — WAYV CONCERT [ON THE WAY] IN JAPAN (240929)

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with several months of distance, I actually think:

- joshua does not get involved in shit enough to write a tell all. he might write a ya novel but most likely not. I would place him just below hoshi

- wonwoo should be below coups and mingyu I think there's always a danger of saying something if you remain in the public eye but wonwoo would just never be seen again

seventeen members ranked by how likely they are to ghostwrite a tell-all ten years after a theoretical messy disbandment

1. minghao: does not give a fuck, vicious streak (affectionate), could attempt a career in china if public opinion turns on him

2. joshua: i put foreign idols on top because it just seemed much more likely for it to happen outside of korea, and in a different language, to avoid sincere backlash. he would use it to drum up interest if his model career was failing or something

3. jun: similar to minghao but with less anger in his soul and more likely to actually succeed in china

4. seungkwan: nosy enough to know everyone's secrets, messy enough to tell the world if he was pissed off enough, and well connected enough to get public support if he does. i'm on his side no matter what so i think he'd be justified

5. jeonghan: knows everyone's secrets because people tell him, but would only spill if it was advantageous to him, and if he could actually get away with it. seungkwan would do it for the lolz

6. dino: would do it for attention, though I think he'd do okay at a solo career so he doesn't have that much of a motive

7. hoshi: would also do it for attention but I have more faith in his solo career and hoshi is less vindictive than dino (I say this with all the love in my heart)

8. vernon: unbothered king. also he probably doesn't know anything

9. woozi: will simply not have the time to do so (is producing for another group)

10. dk: not a vicious bone in his body

11. wonwoo: similar to vernon but even more so. would disappear immediately after disbandment never to be seen again

12. scoups: similar to dk but even more so. after so many years of trying to keep the group together I just can't see him starting or reigniting drama on purpose.

13. mingyu: scoups x100. he's worked too hard to keep this group together past contract negotiations that i don't see him blowing that up for fun

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seventeen members ranked by how likely they are to ghostwrite a tell-all ten years after a theoretical messy disbandment

1. minghao: does not give a fuck, vicious streak (affectionate), could attempt a career in china if public opinion turns on him

2. joshua: i put foreign idols on top because it just seemed much more likely for it to happen outside of korea, and in a different language, to avoid sincere backlash. he would use it to drum up interest if his model career was failing or something

3. jun: similar to minghao but with less anger in his soul and more likely to actually succeed in china

4. seungkwan: nosy enough to know everyone's secrets, messy enough to tell the world if he was pissed off enough, and well connected enough to get public support if he does. i'm on his side no matter what so i think he'd be justified

5. jeonghan: knows everyone's secrets because people tell him, but would only spill if it was advantageous to him, and if he could actually get away with it. seungkwan would do it for the lolz

6. dino: would do it for attention, though I think he'd do okay at a solo career so he doesn't have that much of a motive

7. hoshi: would also do it for attention but I have more faith in his solo career and hoshi is less vindictive than dino (I say this with all the love in my heart)

8. vernon: unbothered king. also he probably doesn't know anything

9. woozi: will simply not have the time to do so (is producing for another group)

10. dk: not a vicious bone in his body

11. wonwoo: similar to vernon but even more so. would disappear immediately after disbandment never to be seen again

12. scoups: similar to dk but even more so. after so many years of trying to keep the group together I just can't see him starting or reigniting drama on purpose.

13. mingyu: scoups x100. he's worked too hard to keep this group together past contract negotiations that i don't see him blowing that up for fun

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why does wonsang flexing look like he's watching baby deer get hit by cars

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exo one and only is so good but why does it start with an airhorn noise

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idk who made this playlist but it has been going crazy ngl it's nonstop hits. wayy better than artist shuffle or the other best of exo playlist I tried before this one

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has any body ever heard of exo

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My hottest music take is that I legitimately enjoy Sticker by NCT in fact I think more kpop stars should rap over penis type beats

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