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was playing undertale battle mode and this bug was very in character

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"i love spider-man, it's so kafkaesque" <-guy who thinks kafkaesque means there's a big bug

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“never too late to be who you might have been” by sara yukiko mon | still from i saw the tv glow, “there is still time”

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‘Kill two birds with one stone’ in European languages.

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Scissor Wizard and Paper Wizard

It’s probably fine to leave them alone together.

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The difference between a fetish and a kink is that a fetish grows down from the ceiling but a kink grows up from the floor

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mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

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follow your dreams at a sustainable pace

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Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable

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when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

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grazing on rebar

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yet again proof that daddy issues make u a people pleaser and mommy issues make u a sociopath

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait