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Natasha: Yelena, kiss, Mary, kill, Kate ..

Yelena: Nat I'm going to stop you right there. I'm going to kiss Kate because she is my girlfriend. Mary her because she is the love of my life. Also kill her, she broke my Louis Vuitton lipstick that was discontinued

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After Yelena calls Kate a stupid lesbian one too many times:

Kate: I know you are but what am I?

Yelena: … a stupid lesbian

Kate: I know you are b -

Yelena: I’m hanging up now

Kate: noOoOooo

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We’ve gotten woman x male duck, women x machine who’s a man and man x female version of himself I am BEGGING for more gay couples bc at this point we’ve had way more absurd ships PLEASE OH MY GOD

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Kate, whining: Ugh... Not the laundry duty...

Peter: What's so bad about it?

Kate: You know how long it takes me to take everything out of Yelena's pockets? And somehow she still finds something I haven't taken out!

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yelena is looking at some intel from a mission she’s trying to complete and is completely stuck trying to translate ancient aramaic when kate waltzes in and translates it for yelena in a minute and kate tells her that she learnt it once because she was bored

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The Yelena/Kate dynamic is the best thing Marvel currently has going for it, IMO. Whether you ship it romantically or just as an iconic enemies to friends/comedic duo -- they could do a whole series of films around these two and each one would be a huge blockbuster.

Literal perfection.

Pugh is gonna save the MCU, but this duo is a GOLD MINE too.

LET'S GOOO.

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bishova rugby au on the brain

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CONSIDER

Kate is the one questioning her sexuality while Yelena is out here being the loudest and proudest lesbian.

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Kate: It's a package from my mother.

Yelena: What is it?

Kate: It's heavy. Must be her hopes and expectations for me.

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yelena and kate decide to join bank accounts eventually and yelena confesses she’s never checked it since it was opened and kate quickly finds yelena is almost just as rich as kate from jobs alone and kate starts to question if she should start charging for work

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kate is reminiscing about the past and is telling yelena about how she was meant to go out for her 21st birthday but they had to cancel because some politician got cancelled and yelena all of a sudden looks very guilty as kate puts the pieces together

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nobody ships bishova as much as hailee steinfeld

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WE WON 🥳

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yelena decides to buy her and kate a new bed with so much space for activities but yelena doesn’t notice that as she orders everything, the bed frame sells out but within 3 hours, kate has managed to go to a hardware store, buy everything, and manage to build them a kate and yelena custom bed frame

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kate takes lucky to get neutered while yelena takes fanny to get groomed and while yelena and fanny come home looking proud, kate drags lucky back in the apartment while he looks truly betrayed at kate and yelena

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as soon as kate wakes up on the first of june, she is met by a very giddy yelena waving around 2 huge lesbian flags for her and kate and almost vibrating on the spot because it’s “their month to do crimes”

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kate drunkenly tells yelena she thinks she might be gay and yelena tells kate that she hopes she is or their marriage is going to be a lot more confusing