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"bishova has an age gap"

no no, hear me out. stay with me.

...they're both legal, consenting adults!!

-💜 (in absolutely no way mocking the original anon, sorry if this comes off that way :) my point is that it's not weird if you don't make it weird. which ! obviously doesn't apply to all cases ! why am i explaining myself in a tiny text after my signature when i could've added it to the main part. oh well.)

Have I told you I always love finding an ask from you in my inbox

The age gap! Is legal! And hot!!

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one day kate tells yelena that they are “so lumity core” leaving yelena very confused and going down a rabbit hole of what kate could’ve meant, did she mishear her saying luminous? but that also makes no sense to yelena while kate just giggles in the corner

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It's been a while since I posted my manips, but I'm still here…

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*what should've happened after Hawkeye 01x06*

Yelena: I can't believe you took care of Kingpin on your own, Kate Bishop.

Kate: That was pretty cool, huh?

Kate: Wanna make out?

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yelena gets into playing the guitar but is still shy playing around people and being heard so kate does what any loving wife would do and builds yelena her entire own recording booth/studio just for her

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Kate: *watching Yelena from afar*

Natasha: Stop it. Now.

Kate, turning to Natasha: Stop what?

Natasha: Stop looking at my baby sister like you want to eat her.

Kate, grinning: Oh, but I do want to eat her.

Natasha: *fixes her with a deadly glare*

Clint: Kate, run!

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“You’ve been spending a lot of time in New York. You must really love the city.”

“Yes… the city.”

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yelena enters the living room one morning to kate seemingly chanting “weebles wobble but they don’t fall down” and yelena is momentarily worried kate has again joined a cult until she sees that she has been playing some sort of advert for the dogs

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yelena wakes up one morning with hand marks on her arms and is concerned until kate informs her that she thought she heard an intruder so picked up yelena in deep sleep and threw her at the direction as hard as kate could

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*Kate refusing to go to bed*

Wanda: Again with this. Do you want me to call your mother?

Kate, running to bed: Nooo!

Wanda: Heheh, works every time. She’s scared to death of her.

*Wanda turns around and runs into Natasha*

Wanda, jumps: Ahh!

Natasha, crossing her arms: Call me for what?

Wanda: Detka, my love!

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kate tries to trick yelena one day by saying kraft have stopped making mac n cheese and kate is about to tell yelena it is a joke until yelena suddenly walks out of the house and doesn’t return until an hour later with seemingly all the local stores stocks of mac n cheese

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kate and yelena decide to go to an archery range for fun and yelena brags about getting 10 bullseyes until kate manages to hit 10 with her eyes closed and backwards

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Kate: Both have benefits for me.

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kate and yelena go camping but quickly realise they have very different ideas of camping when kate buys them a luxury tent and yelena says she will just sleep on an animal pelt

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Kate, about Yelena: She's a 10, but she wants to stab me—so that makes her a 20.

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Kate: I'm paying for the person behind me. Can you tell her that I think she's hot?

Fast food worker: Yeah, sure.

Yelena: *drives up to the window*

Fast food worker: Your food was paid for by the person ahead of you. She thinks you're hot.

Yelena, rolling her eyes and smiling: She's my wife.

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yelena needs to do some work on kate’s computer one day and while on the internet she mumbles to herself about a bookmark named “ao3” and before yelena can even touch the mousepad, kate all but throws the laptop out the window