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Kate: but I can’t go on this mission without you.

Yelena: why not?

Kate: because stress is hard for the baby.

Yelena: what baby?

Kate: me I’m the baby and being away from you is stressful.

Yelena: … fine I’ll come on this stupid easy mission with you.

Kate, kisses her cheek before turning to leave: best mission ever.

Yelena: do not.

Natasha, smirking: fucking simp.

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Kate: Hey everyone! Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! They're really bad for the environment!

Yelena: Yeah! Locally sourced, all-natural skeletons are way better for the environment!

Kate:

Kate: Babe, that's not what I meant…

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Short n’ Sweet 💋

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Florence Pugh as Almut Brühl WE LIVE IN TIME 2024 — dir. John Crowley

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Oh yelena my yelena

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kate and yelena decide to go antique browsing (kate specifies that they don’t have extra room to buy more) but makes the mistake of pointing out one cool item to yelena and they leave with the whole shop

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For Kate, this would be a pleasant cancer

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she loves and misses her gf guys, what can she say?

(I saw this photo and immediately thought of bishova)

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Kate, entering the house: Yelena? I’m home.

Yelena: in the Netflix room.

Kate, smiling to herself hangs up her archery equipment before making her way to the family room: it has been a hell of a day and I really really need something to sit on and I’m not talking about the couch…

*Kate’s sentence was cut off when she rounded the corner coming face to face with a room full of her closest friends standing under a Happy Birthday Kate banner*

Yelena: surprise?

Jen: should we leave?

Clint: I should’ve turned off my hearing aids.

Natasha: look how red she is *snaps a few pictures*

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kate plans a surprise party for yelena but completely forgets to tell yelena to not come home until late and she walks in as kate is trying to put a birthday hat on the dogs

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kate is feeling cocky one day and challenges yelena to a press up competition thinking it’d be easy with her background until it’s 2 hours later and kate feels like death whereas yelena hasn’t even broken a sweat

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*Kate and Cassie sitting in jail together*

Cassie: Alright, so who are we calling?

Kate: I'd suggest Yelena, but honestly, I feel safer in jail.

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Yelena, leaning up to kiss Kate: Why do you have to be so tall?

Kate, laughing: Would you prefer me on my knees?

Yelena: Yes.

Kate: What?

Yelena: What??

Peter: For Thor's sake!

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kate and yelena have an argument and kate refuses to see yelenas side until she hides sand in kate’s shoes

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Yelena: Who hurt you?

Kate: Do you want a list or what?

Yelena, already wrapping her knuckles: Actually, yes.

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Kate: Who hurt you?

Yelena: Do you want a list or what?

Kate, already wrapping her knuckles: Actually, yes.

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Yelena: If Kate Bishop thinks she can just bat her eyes at me and get whatever she wants… then she's absolutely right.