jadedzer0
jadedzer0
Sweet Like Cyanide
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Working, semi-functional adult. Current Obsessions: Hannibal, Andor/Rogue One, Portal, Destiny 2. Also likes: Legend of Zelda, science, cats, and random things that make my heart happy.
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jadedzer0 · 57 minutes ago
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You know i really can’t stand it when people call Drifter evil or even morally conspicuous. Drifter is by far without doubt the kindest character in Destiny’s universe and just because he’s dirty (both morally and literally) doesn’t detract from his acts of kindness and humanity.
Like for real Drifter was catching wildlife and releasing them around the dark age village he was living in just so the inhabitants could hunt and provide for their own without feeling like they had to owe him anything for being a demigod. And then when that village was turned into a warzone by the Iron Lords he tried to keep all the villagers alive and when he couldn’t he buried all of them himself while the Iron Lords celebrated their ‘victory’.
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jadedzer0 · 1 hour ago
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The most accurate post about Anakin ever written was a post about Odysseus
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Biker
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jadedzer0 · 2 hours ago
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It's coming along....
Hoping to finish this pattern page after work.
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jadedzer0 · 3 hours ago
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Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol
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jadedzer0 · 3 hours ago
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Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail to make convincing fakes. Does anyone get hurt from it? No! The only people who suffer for it are the extremely wealthy who want the prestige of having original paintings in their own homes. It’s full of international intrigue and mystery. Perfect.
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jadedzer0 · 3 hours ago
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"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post
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jadedzer0 · 3 hours ago
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Life advice for the ages. Those doing wrong want you tired and hopeless. But stay angry. And when a chance is in front of you: bite back. Digital plans for a real linocut. I'm anxiously awaiting a press to make this stuff possible with my RSI in my hands.
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jadedzer0 · 3 hours ago
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A reminder for when you’re writing 
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"In case anyone missed it, the tuberculosis outbreak in Kansas has now spread to Ohio.
[The Republican Administration] has ordered the CDC to not report on this"
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jadedzer0 · 3 hours ago
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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"
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jadedzer0 · 3 hours ago
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jadedzer0 · 3 hours ago
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Ok, this house is weird. Firstly, I was wondering what was up w/the garage door.
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Turns out it's a mirror. Built in 1955 in Palm Springs, CA, it's been remodeled and you must see the choices. 3bds, 3ba, 2,319 sq ft, $1,499,999.
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Check out the floor, like a mass murder scene.
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Conversation pit decorated with a sofa and tables. Was this once a hot tub?
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The stains continue throughout the kitchen.
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Two lone side chairs in a corner.
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Gray cement walls in the kitchen.
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Snacks for the buyers?
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Looking out toward the pool from the pit.
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Cement dining table. I think it's built-in. It also appears to have a convenient electrical outlet.
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It's such a huge space to fill. The sun is casting shadows, but it looks like there are steps here.
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The glass wall opens to the pool.
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There's a shower room here, but it's open. At least the shower & toilet are behind a wall.
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The bedrooms and baths have floors that look watercolor stained. Interesting how they put the bed partly under the arch.
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The bed from behind. Is that a fridge?
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The ensuite is big, but so sparse and spread out. I would've expected a sink under the neon mirror. This is so ugly.
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The secondary bedroom is plain and has floating nightstands installed.
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The primary bedroom has folding doors to the patio.
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Out by the pool, it looks like they repainted the statues pink and black, themselves. The lamp is broken.
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Matching statues.
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Nice fruit tree.
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Fancy ceiling lights in the garage.
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.28 acre lot.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2275-E-Belding-Dr-Palm-Springs-CA-92262/18019319_zpid/
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jadedzer0 · 3 hours ago
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“But there is one where Osiris finds happiness. He finds a time away from strife. He finds Saint— a dream of warm serenity. The peace to his purpose. With Saint, there is a future that could have been enough.”
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jadedzer0 · 3 hours ago
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jury-rigged. even keel. by the board. three sheets to the wind. loose cannon. son of a gun. pipe down. taken aback.
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jadedzer0 · 14 hours ago
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if you recently bought marketside broccoli from walmart, throw it out
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https://www.wsaz.com/app/2025/02/03/broccoli-florets-sold-walmart-recalled-after-being-considered-deadly/
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