Call me Jade! | 24 | she/her | cis | aroace | Icon is OC, art commissioned from @fuocogo on tumblr aka @kafekalez on twitter
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this gave me a, no joke, 60 second coughing fit and im still recovering
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my crippling "having fun" addiction is getting in the way of my productivity unfortunately
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The wild thing about being obsessed with your own DnD campaign is that there's absolutely NO fandom content for it except the stuff that you make
Like, what do you mean only six other people in the entire world have heard of Dave the Ice Elemental whose job is Freezer at the Fantasy Starbucks?
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i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with
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sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.
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pro insider tips for black friday from a retail worker
stay home
stay home
stay home
stay home
stay home
stay home
stay home
dont even think about going to a store
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>"nobody's gonna help you in the real world!!"
>go outside
>love and support in many places as long you have the courage to ask for it
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