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Shit my ass missed plot day again ... slide my way with the plots

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Yea my management lookin’ for someone to come tour wit me. You down? [places his drink order when the waitress comes]

Britt? Shit that’s big l’il mama. Congrats. [licks lips] I been workin’ on my album finally bouta get this tour rollin’ Dassit.

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Britt? Shit that’s big l’il mama. Congrats. [licks lips] I been workin’ on my album finally bouta get this tour rollin’ Dassit.

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─ CODENAME: CHECK YOURSELF WITH JACQUEES

Yo this is Jacquees and you’re watching ‘This is Real 92.3′ Season One. [holds up his index finger] You’ll be watching us watch the show for the very first time. You’ll be getting our natural and honest reactions. We’re watching it with you. So let’s get it. @92-3gossip

[The scene of Ryan and Audri fighting comes on the screen as he rubs his hands smirking at the producers]

I don’t know what it is ‘bout these females on dis cast but uh nigga glad to see dem ready to shoot da one. Issa free show; almost like seein’ dem girls wrestle. All I need is a ass cheek to pop out or least lemme see a titty. if dis how every function bout to be like then my ass gonna be at alla dem. Shit dey both fine as hell so I don’t see the problem. My ass don’t be ‘round much but shit this bouta make a nigga show up early and all to errthing.

[Lani sitting down at the radio station throwing dirt on his brother name plays as he chuckles even louder clapping his hands at the scene]

BRAVO. BRAVO! What her ass want? A cookie? Oscar? Sum dick? She thought that shit was cute? Tryna play the victim on national television by callin’ my brutha out n’shit? Nah she made herself looked pressed as hell. L’il mama how long ago was dis shit and how you wanna come forth and be all big n’bad cause you on yo sista show? First get yo own shit before you try to come for someone else. You thought people was bout to sympathize witcho ass? Nah you sat there and out alla yall business out on the radio for what? Ratings? Cause ain’t no one know ya ass before this. What you do again? Who you? Usually I don’t tear females down or come at dey neck but when you tryna make yaself look good by puttin’ someone else down then shit you deserved to have yo ass handed to you. Gettin’ some balls cause you got security round yo ass but you quick to speak to KD when his ass walkin’ yo way. You a fraud l’il mama and I can’t get down wit that shit. Real talk.

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[wraps his arms around her and smirk] Shit just been workin’ on dis music with Tory and alla that. You?

Emerging from the studio Tee walks down the sidewalk with her phone out texting on it, then starts to film a Story for SC. Seeing a spot to grab a bite to eat she goes inside and sits at the table opening the menu.

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[scans the menu and sees her walk in] I ain’t see you ina while ... [walks over to your table. Wsup?

Emerging from the studio Tee walks down the sidewalk with her phone out texting on it, then starts to film a Story for SC. Seeing a spot to grab a bite to eat she goes inside and sits at the table opening the menu.

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“I know these people be wonderin’ whea my ass be at. I ain’t bout all this hype n'shit. My ass been workin’ in the studio on sum for the ladies. Usually, I’m the one who calms KD down but shawty just wanted a come up cause no one was payin’ attention to ha ass. Who are you again? Playin’ this victim role but prolly provoked my bro ass. Nah. She has some shit comin’ ha way .. real talk. She wanted a lil reaction outta my brutta. You ain’t slick shawty.

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INSTAGRAM UPDATE FROM @JACQUEES

Drippin’ sauce …

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Nigga .... you need to be in time out.

@yo-santo SHIT my ass just sayin’ how you gonna pull alla that and leave? I ain’t even get to react

@jruking we in the same boat

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@yo-santo SHIT my ass just sayin' how you gonna pull alla that and leave? I ain't even get to react @jruking we in the same boat

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That was the longest scroll of my life but shawty just left afta alla that?

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Nah man. I ain't even been watchin' fo the thots but we in LA, you know dey lurkin' somewhere. Gimme one wit a bad attitude.

You want to fight. That’s it. I don’t know really maybe tryna slide in some wet wet or fuck some shit up. Don’t matter.

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Nigga who deemed me da ugly one? I was chosen to name dem panties drop.

You ugly as hell boa @jacqcees

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My nigga who bout to let you hit? You holdin' out on da hoes man?

You want to fight. That’s it. I don’t know really maybe tryna slide in some wet wet or fuck some shit up. Don’t matter.

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Nigga I'm da sexiest one out of da whole crew. Why you hatin' cause they choose me ova you?

You ugly as hell boa @jacqcees

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Nigga yeen even spell that right. Take yo ass back to the borda wit alla. Bout this late night, what mischief you have up yo sleeve

is trying to be on some late night shit. Take me out to eat or some…

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Dawg stop. You scarin' people my nigga lol.

is trying to be on some late night shit. Take me out to eat or some…