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We got one very hilarious win

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tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

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Things are grim right now but a small silver lining is that The Onion bought Alex Jones's site InfoWars and are going to turn it into "a parody of itself", using it to make fun of conspiracy theorists and far-right nutjobs.

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[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

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just said the Worlds Faggiest "Thank Youuuuu" to the cute subway guy making my sandwich

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i'm genuinely having so much fun writing a jock protagonist. can't believe i never tried this before. all these years i've been limiting myself needlessly

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[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia

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Percy listens to those whale noises that people use to sleep and he just listens to them like a podcast.

And any time he hears someone like Annabeth listening to them he's like "Wow Daphne is really something else. Honestly I can't believe she would do that"

And like she's like "what?"

And Percy just translates the entire thing to her and instead of calming sounds to help her concentrate she now has Percy tell her all the whale drama which she is oddly immersed with.

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you suck I'm gonna [remembers telling people you're gonna kill them even as a bit can be harmful to the mental health of both parties] tell mom

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Don’t wait until your parents die! Transition now!

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accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??

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why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

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Felt like doodling a Veemon being cranky!

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i think about this video a lot