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Parks patron: hey what are you gonna do about that graffiti?

Me: it's on the side of a business building, so the business owner has to take initiative

Patron: but it's visible from the trails!

Me: it is not on our property, so it falls on the owner of the business.

Patron: don't you have a graffiti task force?

Me: no, sir.

Patron: when I lived in Georgia we had a graffiti task force that would take care of that.

Me: we do not have that here.

Patron: you'd think the parks and rec people would take care of graffiti in their parks.

Me: we do. This is not on a park. It is on a business.

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me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

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Kobolds are so cool.

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Kobolds can yip in both .mp3 and .flac formats.

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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My new boss: “Everyone come to the team meeting with a surprising story about something you’ve done in the past. Something no one would expect of you!”

Me: Googling the statute of limitation for felonies in Texas

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everyone shut the fuck up and look at this snake named barcode

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Hold typhlosion gentle, like burger.

Yes, like burger

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All Power To The People (Released: 1996) Japanese-American Human Rights Activist Yuri Kochiyama

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A beautiful grey American crow (Corvus brachyrhynchos) [x]

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obsessed with the girl who says that if you lie on the floor long enough you will start to cry and shake because your body is 'releasing excess cortisol' like i just think you might be going through something girl

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pls dont sleep on modern wtnv, this is from episode 259 and it made me actually laugh out loud at work

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I feel like it should be bigger news that in 2024 we found out a whole new category of Thing that apparently lives in humans and we have no fucking clue what it does

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My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime