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Their cousin Yesandferatu that does improv on the weekends

Nosferatu's brother Yesferatu that everybody likes and is cool

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HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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Oh this guy... Yeah, they just so happened to fall off the back of a truck.

buys you at the store

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"We don't mean literally giving the land back"

I do. If I could pay rent to the Chumash instead of my landlord I would.

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Hey I’d really appreciate it if goyim and even ashkenazi Jews would read and rb this

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Always a classic

Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

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It's a femininopticon

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I think that people do say "touch grass" in the pokemon world, but I think it means the same thing as "go play in traffic" does here.

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He's saying what we've all been thinking

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[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

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saw some debate over the english title translation of dungeon meshi and I am here to offer you this alternative

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laios was born to be the referee in air bud who makes the call that a dog can play basketball

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.