jackthecomic
Jack the Comic
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24 he/him bisexual stand up comic trying my best
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jackthecomic · 5 days ago
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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
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jackthecomic · 11 days ago
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Oh this guy... Yeah, they just so happened to fall off the back of a truck.
buys you at the store
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jackthecomic · 2 months ago
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"We don't mean literally giving the land back"
I do. If I could pay rent to the Chumash instead of my landlord I would.
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jackthecomic · 2 months ago
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Hey I’d really appreciate it if goyim and even ashkenazi Jews would read and rb this
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jackthecomic · 4 months ago
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Always a classic
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Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.
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jackthecomic · 4 months ago
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It's a femininopticon
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jackthecomic · 4 months ago
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I think that people do say "touch grass" in the pokemon world, but I think it means the same thing as "go play in traffic" does here.
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jackthecomic · 5 months ago
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He's saying what we've all been thinking
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jackthecomic · 5 months ago
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jackthecomic · 5 months ago
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[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along
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jackthecomic · 5 months ago
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jackthecomic · 6 months ago
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saw some debate over the english title translation of dungeon meshi and I am here to offer you this alternative
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jackthecomic · 8 months ago
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laios was born to be the referee in air bud who makes the call that a dog can play basketball
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jackthecomic · 8 months ago
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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jackthecomic · 8 months ago
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He turns around to look at Luffy right before the exit but when the demons go to take HIS CAPTAIN?!?! In FRONT of his eyes?!?! Then it's full on Zoro vs all of hell.
I just think if something were to happen to luffy and he did die roronoa “king of hell” / “if u send my cap to hell I’m going w him” zoro would slice and dice his way thru the afterlife to get him back but that’s just me
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jackthecomic · 8 months ago
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jackthecomic · 9 months ago
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Finally, some body positivity for men
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