Jackie/23/genderfluid/plural https://jackienewbones.bandcamp.com/album/first-takes
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a bloodied axe is a normal and acceptable winter outfit accessory i think
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ID credit: cap593400239 on 小红书
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ID credit: cap593400239 on 小红书
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just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet
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going to the grocery store is like ohh ok guess everything is 500 thousand million dollars now and i should just die
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idk why people are surprised by the concept of a 24 hour shift its definitely a thing
#They dont even do these just for healthcare and emergency work like ive done 21 hours for a rapper for a show that wasnt even that great#I did a 26 for willie nelson and trampled by turtles if surviving the beer festival backstage counts for 6 of them#Ive heard of it in fishing and agriculture and foodservice and so many other fields it is truely bleak out there
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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters
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I am making this poll for no reason other than I wanna find my people because I feel so alone in this.
STRICTLY FOR AESTHETIC PURPOSES/HYPERFIXATION
On your phone...
#Lock and wallpaper have been the same bookcover of a computer dragon from my old phone to this one#I rearrange my app layout a lot though
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Animal of the Day for November 7: Rough-Skinned Newt (Taricha granulosa)
These are a common amphibian in the Pacific Northwest, as well as the first animal of the day that I've seen in real life (in the wild). Despite their cute appearance, Rough-Skinned Newts are probably the most toxic animal in North America. Despite their lethal poison, Rough-Skinned Newts are regularly preyed upon by garter snakes, who are immune to the toxins.
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i literally cannot believe that the Snickers snacklish translator is apparently lost media what the fuck
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she jack off my trades till im master of none
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Basic Glitch pattern from Modern Groove quilts. No idea how I'm going to quilt this one!
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oh to be a pangolin squirming around in the sludge 🥺🥺🥺 this would fix me
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