jackieleake
jackieleake
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a dyslexic man walks into a bra
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jackieleake · 9 years ago
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dannyrydcr:
“Can I meet them?”
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“How close are you referring to..?”
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jackieleake · 9 years ago
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dannyrydcr:
“What… What kind of animals are we talking about here?”
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“Typical zoo animals, mostly rescues.”
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jackieleake · 9 years ago
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dannyrydcr:
“…Yes.”
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“Then let’s talk about the animals.”
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jackieleake · 9 years ago
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dannyrydcr:
“Yeah that - That actually sounds about right. But now I’m kind of thinking about the animals.”
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“Does thinking and/or talking about the animals make you less annoyed about the way I stand?”
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jackieleake · 9 years ago
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jackieleake · 9 years ago
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dannyrydcr:
“Is it like? How you stand? Your posture? I just - I hate it. What the fuck.”
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“Well you have to take into consideration I’m an extremely lazy individual, and I work with animals that usually aren’t taller than me all day, so I crouch a lot. It’s just kinda followed me around. Hence why I walk like a wounded mongoose.”
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jackieleake · 9 years ago
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“Everything’s annoying. Literally like, literally everything. What the fuck is this. You’re standing there and it’s pissing me off, what the hell.”
“I tend to have that affect on people. It’s nothing personal.”
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jackieleake · 10 years ago
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fxrleafclover:
I was actually talking about push pops.
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Oh, yes. Of course. Shoot.
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jackieleake · 10 years ago
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You were talking, yes. I was distracted, yes. Now, back to your story about.. Uh.. Ducks. Please, continue.
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jackieleake · 10 years ago
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mark-jacob-michaels:
If you say so, man.
Everyone has a start.
Hey! You!
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jackieleake · 10 years ago
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mark-jacob-michaels:
Well, I wouldn’t say expert.
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You clearly just don’t know your potential. Don’t worry, I’ll show you the ways.
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Hey! You!
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jackieleake · 10 years ago
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mark-jacob-michaels:
Oh, stop it.
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I know a fellow beauty expert when I see one.
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Hey! You!
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jackieleake · 10 years ago
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mark-jacob-michaels:
Thanks, that’s what I was going for.
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You seem like an expert.
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Hey! You!
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jackieleake · 10 years ago
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"Just stay. Find a therapist, get on pills, whatever it takes. Just don't die."
“Just…” The older male sighs and hangs his head. “You’re not the only one at fault. Okay? I’m sorry.”
“Of course I am,” he replies, pulling the blanket tighter.
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jackieleake · 10 years ago
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"You're not."
“Just…” The older male sighs and hangs his head. “You’re not the only one at fault. Okay? I’m sorry.”
“Of course I am,” he replies, pulling the blanket tighter.
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jackieleake · 10 years ago
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He swallows hard, nodding quickly and looking down. "Yeah, y-yeah, yeah."
Clover smiles at him. “You always worry about me.”
His eyes dart past Clover. “Always.”
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jackieleake · 10 years ago
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Clover smiles at him. "You always worry about me."
His eyes dart past Clover. "Always."
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