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taking away a clowngirl's makeup telling her she doesn't have to be a clown she can just be a normal silly billy and correcting her any time she tries to juggle until she gets sadder and sadder and eventually stops talking altogether and just communicating via gestures and realizing with horror you've created a mimegirl

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explaining the concept of “blorbo from my shows” to a tudor era peasant and when i’m finished they grab my hand and start excitedly gesturing at a poster advertising a performance of shakespeare’s hamlet at the globe theatre

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I wonder what Mae got up to this Harfest 🎃🍂

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i would detransition to be lesbians with gerard way

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You know what time of the month it is‼️

(Reposting this from my main for the occasion)

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sorry to be the "it's worse actually" person but virtually all the "big tech" companies have been providing all user data to federal agencies without warrants since 2007 as part of PRISM

Reminder that twitter is now an informal, unregulated (i.e. warrantless) information source for Trump administration use.

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the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade

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i started listening to the magnus archives again, purely out of spite

someone laughed at me when i told them the reason i stopped listening was that it gave me nightmares

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"oh boy I sure wish there were a fast, free and private alternative to google chrome"

the humble mozilla firefox:

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Hi

Beware the Angels call

Dont not anwser the Phone, it Will be on the other end

DO NOT ANWSER THE PHONE

DO NOT ANWSER THE PHONE

DO NOT ANWSER THE PHONE

DO NOT ANWSER THE PHONE

DO NOT ANWSER THE PHONE

DO NOT ANWSER THE PHONE

DO NOT ANWSER THE PHONE

DO NOT ANWSER THE PHONE

DO NOT ANWSER THE PHONE

DO NOT ANWSER THE PHONE

DO NOT ANWSER THE PHONE

... huh?

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Made a mouthwashing animation yayyy

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Im always saying this to people.

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some Crosscode characters/ships my brain is not as focused on

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the thing about not being able to post hog on tumblr is that i have to redirect that energy into text posts saying shit like "looking at girl tights, about to cum so hard my whole skeleton atomizes" instead of being normal about it

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scattered doodles for my humanstuck au.

i have pages of information on these little guys. if people are interested, i can share more about them.

this is all really just for fun, so don’t take anything too seriously. i’m still working out a lot of things, and everything is subject to change.

a couple notes i’d like to include:

they are all around 16 here.

no, nepeta isn’t REALLY straight. she just hasn’t realized the truth yet…..

yes they are running the pacer test

eridan and sollux were having a competition to see who could run more laps (sollux won)

equius is homophobic and gay (because i think it’s just really funny)

p.s. sorry for no feferi. i have more images, but it is not letting me add them and i do not know why. i will post more at a later date.