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[jackie-abbott]

That sounds really good actually, you're just full of good advice. 

You’re welcome. Also, do yourself a favor and try the strawberry milkshake while you’re there. They’ve got the best ones in town. Well, at least I assume. I don’t go around tasting milkshakes, but they are pretty darn good.

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Sounds perfect. Thank you. 

Maybe try Betsy’s. It’s a little diner, it’s got burgers, fries, and tons of grease.

[jackie-abbott]

Jack, nice to meet'cha. 

Have fun with it, my man. Anyways, I’m Cassius. You are?

[jackie-abbott]

That's actually a genius idea that I will be trying tonight. 

Another alternative is you can just smoke a lot of weed and it’ll be the best anything you’ve ever ate.

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It's always good to meet a fellow foodie. 

[Shrug] No judgement. I am just a little crazy about food.

[jackie-abbott]

I'll add that to my to do list. For now I'll eat Popeye's and pretend it hasn't been under a heating lamp all day. 

Then find an old grandmama from the south. There’s got to be one around here. If you charm her well enough, I bet you could get the recipe out of her, too.

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Because, it's  soooo far away. It wouldn't be worth my time. 

Good for you. Why don’t you take a trip down south. Heard you’ll find the best fried food.

[jackie-abbott]

I'm obsessed, what can I say? 

Eww. Licorice.

[jackie-abbott]

That's so far away, though. 

You have to go down south for that, bud.

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They fried licorice for me once. 

Not that it was any good. 

Ouu! That’s a brilliant idea!

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We should get the chefs at the Abbott hotel two fry like random stuff that we find around there. 

Mhmm chicken. Nope I haven’t the foggiest idea.

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Fish or Chicken. You know what we should do, though? 

Mhmm. I love food. Especially fried. Anything particular in mind?

[jackie-abbott]

No, I mean like really good fried food, like a black lady goes on and on about it good. 

Okay, that was a little racist. 

… There’s a KFC down the block? 

[jackie-abbott]

I want some like really, really good fried food. 

[jackie-abbott]

Oh, no. It wasn't you, don't think it was you because, it wasn't. 

Should I walk away, come back and try again? I’ll be funnier this time, I swear!

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No! I like the candy, even if it is drugged.

It’s nice to meet you, too! I’m still not sure about the candy, though.

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That's further, though. I think. Wait, ehat do you mean used to?

It’s like right down the street and I have a room there.