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[jackhowellfm]

Because you have to just keep grinding but it can be exhausting.

I've been DJing for nearly 4 years now as just a side gig when I was in school but just this last year I started hitting the ground running on TikTok and stuff.

I imagine, like most things, to get the money from it you have to put in the time and effort, which can be hard.

How long have you been doing it? That will probably tell me if I have or if I've just see you out before.

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Oh okay yeah, well if that's the case then I get it. You have a lot of sleepless nights?

Trust me I get it. I had to deal with all the MILFs chasing after my Dad for years, it's what gave me a half sibling. I think that's most Dad's actually and very unfortunately I find myself becoming the pun making kind every day.

Nah, more like that you're free of the stress of college and don't have sleepless nights worrying you're going to pass your classes this year

Yeah mom was always a big fan of it when it was on, she never missed an episode (and I'm not about to think too hard as to why that was honestly). Oh, dude... glad it's not just my father with the terrible puns about himself and his career

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Of course! I've got no problem sharing them...especially with you. Thanks, that means a lot thank you. You know I've always got your back too, right? Living in the moment has always been my thing. It might freak me out but I do my best. If I remember correctly, next set should be next Friday night. You want me to put your name on the list?

Well aren't you a cocky thing? And if I said that was true then what?

Well send me a few will you? So I can check them out? We might not be together still but I would like to support you. Well I guess I can't question that as long as you're enjoying your life right now. Well true, when are you next doing a DJ set?

I bet it's hard for you to forget about me naked too.

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For sure, though everyone likes to think they can make that decision for me. I was studying nursing before actually.

Huh never really thought of that but you're so right. I think it should be mandatory for everyone to introduce themselves with their job first and name. Actually already changing all of my contacts in my phone lol. - Even then, eating sugar and getting cavities doesn't seem as bad.

You gotta look out for yourself - nobody else is gonna make that kinda decision for you. What were you studying before?

Makes it easier to remember people if ya link their profession to their name, I guess. That's why DJs are so easy to recognize - it's honestly. a clever move. Probably not; that whole "sinning" undertone of the song wouldn't be the same, unless it was changed to, like, eating pure sugar and gettin' cavities.

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JACK: does it have a lion on the chest? JACK: shit i was wondering where that went...thanks JACK: want me to swing by and grab it?

TEXT 📱 jackurt

KURT: hey, do you own a red hoodie? found it behind the couch. i think it's yours from when we hooked up...@jackhowellfm

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The bugs and animals were kinda scary I won't lie but overall Australia was incredible, the water was unbelievable same with the Oprah house. You gotta go when it's Christmas there and Summer here because it's the best for hiking and the weather chills out. Y'know good question about Gucci but I guess it wasn't really on my top lists of things? I'm sorry to offend you, Kurt.

Ooh, Australia. I'm not a nature person, but I've always wanted to go to Australia. just for the Syndey Oprah house and Australian Fashion Week. However, all of the creatures and weather prevent me from going. How does one miss the Gucci museum while in Italy??

Nice to know.

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You're telling me they make board markers that don't just smell like...uh- ink anymore? They can smell good? Crazy concept. You know I actually used to sniff the hell out of the those Mr. Sketch scented markers growing up? Since I'm not coming back this semester I can't really share the same sentiment but I'm happy you're happy and excited about the start of it all.

It's officially my favourite time of the year!!! Classes start this week and I so STOKED to be back teaching again, not to brag but my syllabus is incredible for this year and anyone lucky enough to end up in either my film studies or screenwriting classes is in for a totes awesome year!! I have brand new board markers that are fruit scented, my diary is perfectly colour coded, all my powerpoints have been ready since July, I'm so ready to be back

Is everyone else excited too or am I just sad?? What's everyone looking forward to most about the start of the new semester??

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Hey Professor, good to meet you. I'm sure you'll see me around campus or at local spots but I'm not taking classes currently. I'm Jack Howell - one of the resident DJs around here. Hopefully you've settled back in okay, where were you before Cali?

As far as local spots go you've got The Spare Room, which is more of a bar setting and The Rupture a bit of a club and bar and eating wise there's a pretty good local taco shop called Rocco's Tacos that I've been digging on lately.

Greetings PSU, my name is Abby Soloveitchik and I am your new Criminology professor this year. I was cutting it a bit close with my moving back to California, but I have indeed made it just in time for the start of the new academic year.

I'm going to get some things out of the way before class because I don't have the time or the energy to waste on them during my lectures:

Yes, I did used to be a federal agent and a profiler, no I will not tell you why I left the bureau, it's not important or pertinent to my teaching job

No, I have not seen Criminal Minds, I couldn't possibly tell you if it's accurate to the job I used to do, but I imagine it's probably not

Yes, I have shot someone, yes, I have killed someone, no you cannot have the gory details

I am not your "Mother", "mommy" or a "milf", not only do I not have children but I have zero interest in fulfilling whatever mommy issue related fantasy you might have

Now that's out of the way, I am looking forward to getting into teaching and to getting to know people here. I haven't lived in California for about thirty years so I'm definitely out of touch with all the latest hotspots for drinking (tea and alcohol), eating and socialising. Tell me your favourite spot to frequent and why.

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Tell Loki apologize his present his late but Uncle Jack got him a sick bandana and a nice steak all because he's the best boy in the world. I fear if I ever get a dog it simply will never live up to Loki. So you've really just set ya boy up for failure.

I was wondering when you were gonna find your way onto here and join me in the chaos of it all. Do you want me to DJ your first day of classes and really set the tone for the year? Make an crazy first impression? JK. God I'm jealous of anyone who gets to take your classes. Should I come back just to take your class, for the shits n gigs?

It is my son's birthday today, he wants to know what you're all getting him. Yes, my son is a five year old German Shepard, what of it?? His name is Loki and he deserves presents, that's all that matters.

Who am I?? I'm Samantha Pierce, but call me anything but Sam and we'll probably fight. Technically a doctor, but the pretentious "I studied longer than you" kind not the life saving kind, so if you're having a medical problem you should probably go see my sibling Andy instead. Bisexual in the "woman are hot af, men are okay I guess" way, a big fucking nerd, guitar player, hot piece of ass.

Oh, and I teach English at PSU so if you're doing anything like that you'll probably end up with me as your professor, which is pretty rad for you I won't lie.

But yeah, Loki likes chew toys, tug ropes, walks on the beach, and the occasional steak, he'll be waiting by the door for your gifts.

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Brb going to work on a mash up.

Today I was reminded that Pink Panther by Scene Queen and Bubblegum Bitch by Marina are basically the same song in different fonts. Which means that I now have both stuck in my head, in varying pieces. And I just need other people to suffer with this knowledge.

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Dude I played that game over the course of like one year when I got my Switch and haven't played it since. I don't want to even think about awful they'd be to me if I returned. Tom Nook would probably haunt my dreams if he could...he's a cult leader. And I'm fully convinced of it.

Listen up, folks. I like to think of myself as an easygoing guy. If you wanna express some negative thoughts, have at it. We're all just humans cohabitating together, I'm not gonna tell you to shut up. But today, I'm drawing a line. I'm sorry but I've had it. Enough of my Animal Crossings villagers and their audacity to shame me. Yeah it's been 8 months since I visited, Judy. What of it? Be grateful I came back at all, since I'm apparently the only bitch on this island who knows how to clean up weeds. If you've been thinking about picking up your game again, this is your warning: don't. They're just gonna be jerks and make you regret putting your hard earned bells into building them bridges.

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They might not be on yours but a couple of people around here have seen me on theirs so I guess pretty decently. I get tens of thousands of views on most videos. A couple have gotten over a million but those are thanks to the Swifties and I know that. I don't know if it's what I want for this year but I know I feel like I can breathe when I couldn't before. I wouldn't mind getting to do some sets over seas but making my name here in LA would help, right?

Considering I've seen you naked, yeah I don't think we need intros, lol.

Well I haven't seen any of your Tiktoks on my For You page, how well are they doing? It's not a bad life, but is this all you want to do with your year Jack? Thought you might want to travel to show off your DJ skills overseas?

No introduction needed, I would hope I know who you are all things considering. Hope you remember me. Wish you could wink on this site but that doesn't work.

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Totally beats the burn out at least I still have some fun. The burn out was making me so...unlikable. I'm not a music major I'm a nursing major, I've always wanted to help people. But school was a lot, I'm already three years in though so it's not like I can change now.

Hey there Dallas, nice to meet you too. What do you do at Priv? You a student too?

I don't think it's stupid! It beats being burned out. Only you know what's best for you! Honestly, that sounds pretty awesome. Who says you have to study if you enjoy what you're doing? Are you a music major?

Nice to meet you, Jack! I'm Dallas. I will keep that in mind if I'm ever on the search for one.

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I've done a lot of traveling when I was sort of in between work and school and whatever. Did some traveling this summer too, went to Barbados and Australia. But I've never been to the Gucci Museum even though I've been to Italy.

He does actually, he's got a private practice still.

If I were to take a gap year, I would have traveled all over Europe, drinking wine and eating different types of food. I've always wanted to go to the Gucci Museum in Italy. It would be nice to stay at home, but I think I would have gotten bored eventually.

Does your father whiten teeth? I need a teeth whiten and my current dentist retired recently.

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Maybe the mid-life crisis thing. But not the rebellion. My Dad has always been supportive of me. I just... after my early career I just found myself burning out in school. Is it that hard to believe?

Not married. And I will not call my Dad hot you can follow his Instagram and make that decision for yourself.

You took a gap year and you're being a DJ. I mean...is this like a mid-life crisis thing? Rebelling against what your parents want for you or something?

Anyways, how is your dad? Still married? Still hot?

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I'll send you an invite once I lock down my next show, get you on the list. If you want I can send you some more tracks for inspiration or whatever.

Oh very cool, are you looking forward to classes starting?

I'll have to come see you DJ at some point, that's the kind of music that's my favorite. Especially when the muse is musing and I'm making things

I'm actually a teacher as PSU, drawing and painting. First year here but hardly the first year teaching