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this is yuri to me

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Actually, we hate sperm. Get it away from us. No more reproduction. Do not put it in the mail. Or do. But don't send it to us.

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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Oh No: We Lost All Our Samples

mmmm tastey hehe

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Shock blog called Get A Load of This! Where I just post pictures of the blobs of cum I keep running into in public restrooms.

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For shame. Too much mircoplastics. not enough copper wires.

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fertilititties

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putting sperms in the microwave to see if they will pop like popcorns

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peengus weengus

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say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

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giv e him your sperm boy

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Close up image of any given Irishman's sperm sample

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we all know about biggus dickus and his wife incontinentia, but what about his lesser known cousin longus schlongus, who fought the cockenballen frankish barabrians?

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markiplier can get answers about his infertility with Jack Fertility's mail-in sperm test kits!