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I just realized this is Matt from Eddsworld
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>"nobody's gonna help you in the real world!!"
>go outside
>love and support in many places as long you have the courage to ask for it
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“Mordecai and Rigby. I need you to decline this penalty so Cleveland has a fourth down”
#meme#trending#memes#random stuff#sports#football#Steelers#browns#pittsburgh steelers#cleveland browns
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“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next
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“As this world becomes increasingly ugly, callous and materialistic, it needs to be reminded that the old fairy stories are rooted in truth, that imagination is of value, that happy endings do, in fact, occur, and that the blue spring mist that makes an ugly street look beautiful is just as real a thing as the street itself.”
- Elizabeth Goudge
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the court alchemist has successfully produced a blue raspberry potion
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Man…I would kill for that year back
Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.
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me: new jersey fucking sucks
new jersey:
me: never mind new jersey fucking rules
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I think Tumblr's (or just general liberal culture) difficulty understanding that you can call an action immoral and not hate the people doing it, and their belief that you have a moral obligation to hate evil people might be connected.
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ok i’m a Jew but let me tell you something
this:
is vastly vastly inferior to this:
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Christmas Vacation
*slowly reaches for the popcorn*
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Or how they said all fats are bad when it’s only certain fats
Like every five to twenty years the medical/dietary experts are forced to admit "So yeah okay the stuff we've been telling you all this time was a complete and total lie that someone just outright paid us to tell. But you still have to believe everything else we're saying because if you don't you're an anti-science moron."
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