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When all you wanna do is fangirl but you haven't finished the series yet 😭

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Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

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Not that anyone cares but I had dreams about Ethan Torchio from Maneskin for the last two nights and now that I'm studying abroad, I don't have any friends close enough to bug about them so I'm bugging you guys: last night I dreamt we had a baby and it was kind of a tense dream where he was kind of off touring but when he was here he was kind of trying to be there for us but he didn't really want to be a father. I was living in the US to be closer to my parents in this crappy apartment and working and going to school while raising our son. I also had this weird side thing where my real-life crush was all jealous cause I had a kid with a rockstar but while Ethan was away I was kind of trying to make the real-life crush want to make a move cause Ethan didn't really wanna be there. It doesn't sound like it should have been a good dream cause it was so tense and toxic but something about felt kind of endearingly realistic.

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anyone else get the constant fear that there are unspoken social rules you dont know about (especially in new situations, like when i first started taking the bus, i was afraid i was doing it wrong lol) so youre just always on edge and kind of… watching how other people act so you can copy the “correct” thing to do

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You know that Neil Gaiman is a great writer and storyteller, because he approaches this question seriously from a logistic, linguistic, and character level

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Gripping Your Pillow Tight

Summary: Dean loves to dream of you. Night after night. 

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader

Warnings: Language. Smut. Oral (male and female receiving) Wet Dreams. Car sex. Dr. Sexy. Fun shit. A little violence. 18+

A/N: Planning on making this a loosely connected series of one-shots. I wrote this on no sleep, which is funny given the nature of this story. Title, for those who don’t know, is from Metallica’s Enter Sandman. Ignore the typos, I’ll fix ‘em later. 

“Don’t make a mess,” Dean grunts. He’s not sure how he can still breathe after the show you just put on, but he somehow manages to talk albeit in laborious measures. There are blowjobs and then there are blowjobs – the ones where the girl commits. Spit, both hands, not caring about how they look, the moaning… fuck, the goddamn moaning, it all plays a part in it. And you, well, you’re a girl who knows how to get the job done. “Swallow. All of it.”

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My mom's best friend's sister was pregnant about year ago. I don't really know the sister all that well because she's lived in Germany (I'm in the US) for a few years and spent the other years traveling around the world. But still it was exciting! I had been trying to pick up quilting for a few years but it's an expensive hobby so I didn't have a lot of practice. However, I had made a few mediocre ones and one pretty good one so my mom suggested to her friend that I make a baby blanket for her sister. So at this point I was being volun-told to make this blanket for this baby that I wasn't super close with.

The scary part was that it sounded like it was going to be THE Baby Blanket and that was so much pressure! I kept asking what kind of vibe they were going for and I was just so stressed trying to make something they'd actually like. The mom was having a girl but didn't want it to be super girly. She really liked animals. She had traveled all over the world and wanted to continue once the baby was old enough. I settled on this cute animal border with soft green, blue, and pink squares. Some of the fabrics had animals from around the world. I found the softest but most durable (cause people seem to forget how messy babies are) fabric for the back. I hand quilted it with hearts. It turned out really cute and I was actually really proud. And like that it was shipped off to Germany.

Soon after, the daughter was born and sure enough, I received photos of her wrapped up in it. And the other day, now almost a year later, I received another video of her crawling on it and using it to learn the names of animals. It was INSANE to think that this blanket I made for a baby I've never met means so much to this mother and child. I am so flattered and it warms my heart so much that they like it and use it so often. I was so concerned that they might think it was weird because while I know the mom we aren't very close and a baby blanket just feels so personal, but this thing I felt so weird about became the official baby blanket that this baby came home from the hospital in, has been wrapped in for months, crawls all over daily, and is learning from.

You never know what you make will mean to someone. Even if you feel kind of weird about it, do it!

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

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i want to see old men with full beards learning ballet and i want to see terrible art from people in their 30s who have only just got their first tablet and i want to see mothers picking up their old hobbies from before they were told it wasn’t okay to have hobbies and i want to see people in their early 20s figuring out how to be alive by making bad music in their bedrooms and i want zines to be handmade paper pamphlets of devotion and i want creation to be fun again instead of a competition where we all have to monetise joy until we lose the invaluable currency of unashamed love again

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Sad plot ideas besides killing characters

Need sad story ideas that aren’t character deaths? I’ve got you covered! Here's 14 sad plot ideas that don't require character deaths!

Having to give up an item of huge emotional importance A leader being abandoned by their own people

Redemption arc that comes just a little too late Making a mistake that’s too big to be forgiven for

Unrequited love with a childhood best friend Betrayal by a sibling, parent or child

Realizing who they truly love when it’s too late Not being believed by those closest to them when it really matters

A character who’s completely at peace with their tragic destiny Relapsing on an addiction after doing so well

Making an honest mistake that leads to horrible consequences and endangers people they love Trying so hard time and time again, and still not achieving any results

Having to watch a friend or family get tortured without being able to stop it Realizing someone they love is in danger, but they’re the ones who sent them into it

Also…

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there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

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Am I a human or am I just 97 symptoms in a trench coat?

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for anyone who needs to hear this

• i wish your painkillers help quickly today

• i wish your stomach won’t be upset today

• i wish your mental illness is stable today

• i wish you’ll have a low pain day today

• i wish you that you’ll have no flare ups today

• i wish you’re able to eat properly today

• i wish you can have a lot of water today

• i wish you have a lot of spoons today

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A meme about my current situation because this is how I cope

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Like I know IBS is always the subject of jokes bc Haha Poop Funny but I don’t think people realize how painful and disruptive to your life it is. Like IBS is a chronic illness that effects your diet, ability to go places, and it puts you in excruciating abdominal pain way more often than you’d think, but no one takes it seriously even though it is extremely impactful on your quality of life, and it’s a hell of a lot more common than people think

We can joke about our own disease but you don’t get to mock us for it just bc you’re too immature to see a mention of poop without laughing. Imagine getting the worst food poisoning of your life once a week or more. That’s what it’s like.

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one marginalized group nobody every talks about is people who are always right. its literally so hard for us