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FINAL CALL FOR THE FANDOM TRUMPS HATE CHARITY AUCTION!!

Bidding closes 1st March 8pm EST (1am 2nd March GMT)

I am offering a custom one-shot to the highest bidder, up to 5K (but let’s be honest I’ll probably write more because I am rarely bound by word limits lmao) - any pairing, any rating, give me a prompt and I will do my best to make you something so beautiful you want to eat it with a spoon and moan and whimper like Aziraphale devouring a tray of oysters……

Sound good? 😉

Click below to view my offer and bid now!

If you’d like to take a look at my works, head over to AO3 (the seventh chapter of Angel For Christmas will be up by the end of today!)

http://archiveofourown.org/users/phoenixrose314

I look forward to working with you 💙

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lol i thought of this in church

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If a girl feels uncomfortable hanging out with you alone, and you get so offended by that, it makes you angry, she probably made the right choice.

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Me seeing an FTH post I wanna bid on, but the bids are already high!

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The auctions are open, including mine! Go check it out!

Good Omens on FTH 2025 - fanfiction

The amazing @fandomtrumpshate happening again, so here is a list of the fan fiction offers in the Good Omens fandom (here is THE LINK), now with length!

(Too many links and Tumblr is not happy, HERE is the post of fanart, podfics and more)

Confused by all the information? Be not afraid! HERE is a (not so) short guide for FTH bidding

Ghostinthehouse 1 - highest rating T, min bid 5, length less than 5k

Outsideth3box 1 - highest rating E, min bid 20, length 5-10k

Chocolatepot 2 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length less than 5K

isiaiowin 1 (fan poetry) - highest rating E, min bid 5, length less than 5K

dbacklot99 1 - highest rating E, min bid 10, length 10-20K

WaldosAkimbo 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

Enderhuntress 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 1K per 5$ bid

Enderhuntress 2 - highest rating E, min bid 5, depend on the bid

EybeFioro 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

scullyphile 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 10-20k

Xerayn 1 - highest rating T, min bid 5, length 5-10k

TogetherAgain 2 - highest rating T, min bid 5, length 10-20k

ranichi17 1 - highest rating M, min bid 5, length 5-10k

Phoenixrose314 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

OperaSnail 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

carrythesky 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

IsleofSolitude 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length less than 5k

IneffableToreshi 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length less than 5k

thescholarlystrumpet 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length less than 5k

mageofthepeople 1 - highest rating E, min bid 10, length 5-10k

GaiasEyes 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

AppleSeeds 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

Meinir Rhos 1 - highest rating E, min bid 20, length 10-20k

xmusiclover 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length less than 5k

possibilityleft 2 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

curlyjohnlock 1 - highest rating E, min bid 10, length 10-20k

bowlingforgerbils 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length less than 5k

HazelSage 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

Fan_Joy 1 - highest rating T, min bid 5, length 5-10k

JAC_is_procrastinating_again 1 - highest rating M, min bid 5, length 1K words per 1$ bid

snae_b 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

Caedmon 3 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

EdosianOrchids901 3 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length less than 5k

Snowfilly1 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

cassiecasyl 1 - highest rating M, min bid 5, length less than 5k

GroovyNightStrawberry 1 - highest rating M, min bid 5, length 10-20k

Sixbynine 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

EyesOnHisThighs 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 10-20k

EyesOnHisThighs 2 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 10-20k

Ezomind 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length less than 5k

Bellisima_writes 1 - highest rating M, min bid 5, length 10-20k

The Bentley 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length less than 5k

Luinlothana 1 - highest rating T, min bid 5, length less than 5k

Starshadow 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length less than 5k

Sodium Azide 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length starting with 2k min

prettybirdy979 1 - highest rating M, min bid 5, length less than 5k

klikandtuna 2 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 10-20k

Tossukka 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 10-20k

The_Rogue_Bard 1 - highest rating T, min bid 5, length 5-10k

SazzyLJ 1 - highest rating E, min bid 10, length 5-10k

nieded 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

nieded 2 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

nieded 3 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

mltrefry 1 - highest rating M, min bid 5, length 5-10k

CemeteryAngel725 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 10-20k

harlotofgod 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 10-20k

GlitteringPeanut42 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

Leo 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 10-20k

Sol 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

FuzzyGoblin 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 20-50k

crowleyscardigan 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length less than 5k

accidentaldemon 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

anna_bird 1 - highest rating E, min bid 10, length 5-10k

anna_bird 2 - highest rating E, min bid 10 length 5-10k

ChrisCalledMeSweetie 3 - highest rating M, min bid 10, length less than 5k

theRavenMuse 1 - highest rating E, min bid 10, length 5-10k

Voluptatiscausa 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 10-20k

SilvorMoon 1 - highest rating T, min bid 5, length 10-20k

Supergeek21 1 - highest rating E, min bid 10, length less than 5k

shoebox_addict 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

Depraved Dame 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

Ineffable-dance 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

TawnyOwl95 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

ThisBumblebeeCommandsTheSea 1 - highest rating T, min bid 5, length less than 5k

Julius_Caesar 1 - highest rating T, min bid 5, length 5-10k

Heretic1103 1 - highest rating M, min bid 5, length according to bid

quitequaintrelle 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

haemey 1 - highest rating M, min bid 5, length 5-10k

SilvorMoon 2 - highest rating T, min bid 5, length 10-20k

JoyAndOtherStories 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

Dragonfire42 1 - highest rating T, min bid 5, length less than 5k

Resi 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

Resi 2 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

EdosianOrchids901 1 - highest rating E, min bid 10, length 5-10k

EdosianOrchids901 2 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length less than 5k

ChrisCalledMeSweetie 1 - highest rating M, min bid 10, length less than 5k

mltrefry 2 - highest rating M, min bid 5, length 5-10k

On1OccasionFork 1 - highest rating M, min bid 5, length less than 5k

Lady Zoisite 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

FkinKindaGauche 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 10-20k

cassieoh 1 - highest rating E, min bid 5, length 5-10k

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I think Victorian Crowley would be proud of David

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I just signed up for Fandom Trumps Hate .

Anyone done it before? How was it?

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REJECT RENDERING RETURN TO ANIMATION RAAAAAAGH

some stills from the thing ^_^

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The different and sometimes tiring types of reactions to the neil gaiman allegations

- ‘neil didn’t write good omens’ (he did and we simply have to learn to separate art from artist)

- ‘how dare you think about anything else but the victims’ (people can care about multiple things at once + these allegations have been known for months and months?? some of us have processed this)

- ‘how do david/michael/etc feel about this’ (it’s none of our business)

- ‘donate to victims of sa’ (sure if you can)

- ‘bdsm is fine WITH consent’ (it is)

- ‘everyone is innocent until proven guilty and i refuse to condemn him’ (go read the article / enjoy being blocked by me)

- ‘his writing was always Problematic’ (learn to separate art from real life victims of sexual abuse please)

- ‘his writing can still mean a lot to you without you being a bad person’ (yes. just try to avoid giving him money maybe)

- ‘it’s just terf propaganda’ (it really really isn’t. and fuck terfs)

- ‘reminder to prioritise your own mental health, step away from online spaces if you need to, and: you have no obligation to read the entire article if it’s too triggering’ (true. you’re still a good person i promise)

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❤️ Happy Holidays to all of you ❤️

Aziraphale loves to send Christmas cards. This year, he wanted to go the extra mile, using a photo of him and Crowley for the Cover. It was hard to convince the demon of letting a photo be taken of the two of them. It was harder to get him to wear the sweater and the hat.

He only did it because he lost a bet.

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I am forever grateful for all of you sticking with me and my silly drawings ❤️

(and big thanks to @hopelesslysleepy for pitching the ‘Peas on Earth’ idea. It’s hilarious)

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The Great Mouse Detective screenshot redraws! 🐁🔍🐀

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“There are two types of people you will meet in your life. One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest. The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe unfold corners of you that inspired them most. You will meet these two people; it is a given. It is the third that you’ll never see coming. That one person who not only finishes your sentences, but keeps the book.”

— Unknown

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Whoa! This is intense, and so, so good!

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he fall on my demon till i disgrace