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Terrified that I will come home to a house that no longer knows me

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What is a war if not an excuse to steal a fuckton of horses

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the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"

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Ive been in a nonzero number of night clubs, raves, and hardcore shows, and I never really understood the fun of dancing in a public space with many people. My primary mode of understanding social interactions are through words, and spaces like that are not really conducive to conversation.

UNTIL I started doing relatively simple proofs in my head while I'm in the pit. Now I absolutely love dancing!!!

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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enough of this "androids who dream of being human" shtick. more androids who love being androids, and are lowkey sorry for humans bc that shit sounds exhausting

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Tonsil stones are like my personal gift from Satan to make me suffer because of my sensory issues

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Being drunk and remembering you have ice cream in your freezer is what it must've been like to learn that the Messiah had come for those shepherds

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NEVER LET YOUR HUSBAND STOP YOU FROM FINDING YOUR WIFE

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nothing but bangers

Dumb Stormlight Archive Memes

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they have so much in common

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*Scadrian Youth Pastor voice* I've heard a lot about the Ides of March, but have you thought about the Eyes of Marsh? Let's rap about what happens when you die...

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Unintentionally ominous sign a friend took a photo of at a JoAnn's that's closing.

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Feeling like the Old Testament God

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i think ultimately you do really have to kill that part of your brain that vividly imagines how you would redo parts of your life.