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You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles

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“post without tags?” WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY #PSYCHOSIS #WELDER #ENERGYDINK

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anhedonia really takes the fun out of stuff, dont it

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in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

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met a little guy today

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i made a character sheet. free to use as you wish, feel free to change whatever you want XD open source ass thing. spent all of ~maybe an hour on it.

Credit: the text in the insert-image box comes from this video, and the text for the top three lines (intense, complex, fruity) comes from this post. The actual image was made with the free NBOS character sheet creator, which is a sort of dated but free and solid text-layout sheet maker intended for ttrpg style character sheet creation.

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i regret a lot of things but i dont regret becoming myself

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Fic that appears to be an AU where the characters have a little low stakes meet cute and are having a sweet little romance, only for it to be revealed that no, this is in-universe and they both have amnesia and all the other characters are trying to find them and are losing their fucking shit

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being a symbolism enjoyer should humble you because at the end of the day no matter how eloquently you articulate it youre essentially saying "i love it when things have meaning"

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I need to clean my room but my brain is choosing wallow and be sad instead. I don't like this feeling, does anybody have any wisdom or advice on this

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Hi Professor,

Attached is my assignment! I apologize for the lateness of this work, I was struck by a wave of ennui and the darkness which lives within my heart has pulled me under, leaving me to founder in my regrets, with no company but my own self-pity. See you in class!

Best wishes,

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I just read a piece of media that tore me to shreds and now I'm going to keep going and keep going and keep going

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this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

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when someone with glasses becomes enlightened they awaken their 5th eye. just a little eye-arithmetic humor

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the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

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Compared to other colors found in nature, true blues are pretty rare—but the indigo milk cap (Lactarius indigo) has just that! This vibrant mushroom gets its color from a pigment that is a derivative of guaiazulene, a dark blue crystalline hydrocarbon. You would think that its blueness is a marker for toxicity, but the mushroom is actually edible—although its color fades to a grayish hue when it’s cooked.

Photo: Andrey Loria, CC BY-SA 4.0, iNaturalist