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*goes to sleep holding a camcorder*

i should start recording my dreams again

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we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

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Keep reading

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naturally this would make ⅜ "a half half and a half half half"

what if ¾ was pronounced as "half and a half half"

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what if ¾ was pronounced as "half and a half half"

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Boy clothes

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Sex Isn't Real And You Can't Have It

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Anxiety devastating the dogboy market

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the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints

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why the fuck is onion in everything

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if republicans are so desperate to bring back the old ways, why don't they bring back the old pronouns thou, thee, thy and thine?

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its important to have a game on your wishlist that keeps going on sale every couple of months and you still never buy it

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i've had a slip up with remaining the same person and now i'm once again hypercritical of my every thought and micro-behaviour because i might’ve said something completely contradictory like a couple months ago

every thought feels like i'm lying, like i'm orchestrating some big deception and that everything people know about me is a completely made-up personality

it feels like everything i am is susceptible to changing just because i want to have The Right Opinion™ just for a single conversation

it's like a tv show where everything means something and nothing can be a throwaway because it's all huge lore that will come back later. no mistakes must be made to retain 100% continuity and anything that compromises this will completely shatter the entire immersion.

i will not allow myself to change unless i acknowledge it in an irrefutable way.

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last night i had a dream where i saw an ad for the wiggles and they had that supplementary big text to grab the kids' attention

and one of the headers said "the wiggles have had enough"