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the doctor will see you now

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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

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do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

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Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

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it's been one year of horrifying genocide, on top of over seven decades of occupation and violence. please donate to palestinian families to help them survive. if you don't know where to look, or are anxious about making a choice about who to help, head to gazafunds.com. please do what you can to help.

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Sometimes I think about how Xiao Zhan had an office job for a bunch of years and it blows my mind, like can you imagine going to work every day and the graphic designer looks like that. You’re struggling not to get wrinkles in your business casual clothes on the train and you get to work and he looks like that. You’re trying to figure out the new coffee maker and he’s just there, looking like that. You give a presentation and he says something about it and you have to be like “Ah yes excellent suggestion” right into his stupid beautiful face. And then one day he’s like “oh right I’m incredibly good-looking, I’m going to go do that for a living instead” and you’re like “yeah that seems right.” RIP to his former co-workers.

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you stupid hag

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yeah man you're right, all of these old ass books ARE like fanfiction. Dantes Inferno is on the same exact level as the fanfiction you write about Jimin having a self lubricating cloaca

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Rewatching atla for the 100th time, here's some doodles

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jaehyun's album is literally about to change my life

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Absolutely fucking disturbing that here we are, 100 days later, still witnessing the same genocide unfold on our screens, each day comes with unimaginable violence that surpasses the day before. 100 days of ruthless violence and massacres inflicted by Israel against a besieged and starved population. 100 days of traumatic loss and destruction on every level; history, culture, traditions, families - to the point of no return.

Yet, 100 days later we are still having to put up with the exact same evil rhetoric as we did on day 1. Absolutely sickening.

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Marguerite Duras, from The Easy Life