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when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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i hate how the slightest inconvenience can ruin my entire mood. being a sensitive btch is tough. 

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ho ho holy shit I wanna die

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Disenchanted - My Chemical Romance

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why did no one ever tell me hugh jackman didn’t know that wolverines were a real animal

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Uber driver: “so where are you going at this time man?”

Me: “just to a friends house.. Chill, watch movies”

Driver: “oh I see I see haha, I love telling girls I’m gonna chill with them and watch a movie, good on you man nothing wrong with some fun”

Me: “oh no the guy I’m going to meet is aware that I’m gonna be inside him for most of the night but we’re gonna chill and watch movies afterwards too”

Driver:

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| patmcgrathreal

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My cat has decided to volunteer as tribute…

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bite the vampire first to establish dominance

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uguu pardner~~

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…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN