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guy who gets increasingly confused when an 80’s song fades out so he turns it up louder and louder and gets blasted so hard by the next song starting that he dies

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every girl in the world is the prettiest girl in the world no i will not be elaborating

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oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets

the nefarious dust particle:

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heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"

Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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every day i wish the tumblr sugar daddies were real

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The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

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i ❤️ not learning my lesson

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et tu?

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Do you know what time you were born?

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sometimes i'm like Ah Ha. i am Normal! and then something happens and i'm reminded of The Curse

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god i love how pitbulls are like

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i love saying “girl fuck you”… regardless of the occasion.its so healing. i could literally be alone in my room. girl fuck you!