j0rdynels0n

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My dream for the election is that it’s definitive. I want a 2012-style Election Day where everyone built it up beforehand to possibly be close but then the results start rolling in and it was like “Oh, nevermind. It’s obviously Obama. Everyone go to bed.”

I just want voters to put a stake right through the heart of Trumpism so that it crumbles to ash before our eyes. That’s the dream.

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controversial opinion but ive suffered enough and should get everything i want for forever from now on and also im pretty cute

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You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

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I have interpreted dumpling extremely liberally and I have no doubt missed many. Please feel free to make us all hungry!

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october 31, 2008

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i bought a guitar a month ago and sweetwater sent me a photo of myself as a child that my mother doesnt remember taking

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Windows Start Menu appreciation post

Windows 95 (1995)

Windows NT Workstation (1996)

Windows 98 (1998)

Windows 2000 (2000)

Windows Me (2000)

Windows XP (2001)

Windows Vista (2007)

Windows 7 (2009)

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i feel like i'm going Italian

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can i come over and experience symptoms on your couch

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I really am trying to be kinder on this earth. I need some of you to meet me half way and be less fucking stupid though. If you can’t be less stupid in general then at least try to be less stupid in my mentions where I can see it. Thanks.

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cmyk test pages r like angels to me

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National Pride Fusion Flag Wars: Round 2, Bracket 4

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No babe it’s so cool and hot that you always insist that fantasy books written to meet a 4th graders’ comprehension skills have more complex themes and a greater sense of praxis than anything written for adults