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Boosting my oomfs commissions :)

Commissions stuff

heya all im starting up commissions finally the carrd up and running if you have any commission requests feel free to message me here or on discord (reboot_live) Ive put some art examples below

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me making gales FUCKING robe

Making chaps for my astarion cosplay and tears are in my faerun eyes

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is this what con crunch feels like i have 19 days to finish 2 cosplays but like 11 of them are filled by school im gonna crash out

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actually no its just an insult that im NOT gale because i need to be him so viscerally i need to sound like him at first i was going to like this casually, but then i thought, why not let it consume me /ref like what do you mean im not in my tower in waterdeep what do you mean i dont have a tressym called tara WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE COLLEGE WORK TO DO the autism has overtaken me /silly

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Gales voice lines are so beautiful and i love them and it makes me sad that i'm not him because i want to be able to express my love in the same way he does because it sounds so wonderfully poetic and i would give anything to be loved like that like what do you mean he said '' The timelessness of lovers. That most beautiful of fantasies. '' AND I CANT TALK LIKE THAT WITHOUT SOUNDING STUPID Also the person i would want to say that to knows what i'm referencing and its a bit cheesy to steal your lines from Baldur's gate :<

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Farevalee9s on Instagram

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Gale origin playthru act 1 doodles + tara best girl

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evil viktor (+ a bit of jayce) as textposts [2/?]

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Hermes Offerings

"Hermes is the Olympian god of herds, trade, heralds, travel, athletes, and thieves."

Large altars:

Beer

White wine

Red wine for His chthonic aspect

Milk

Mutton

Pork

Beef

Chamomile tea

Honey

Olive oil

Strawberries

Foreign foods

Eggs

Virgo or Gemini moon water

Frankensince

Myrrh incense

Lavendar incense

Golden objects

Silver objects

Musical instruments

Wands

Small/Hidden altars:

Money/coins

Foreign money/coins

Dice

Pebbles

Silver or silver objects

Gold or golden objects

Amethyst

Quartz

Orange topaz

Agate

Strawberry scents

Lavendar scents

Feathers

Turtle shaped objects or art

Strawberry art or toys

Crocus flowers

Written stories or letters

"Travel food", food you would take on a long car trip, i.e. trail mix, seeds, nuts, candies, etc.

Souvenirs from your trips

Actions:

Travel to new places

Learn a new language

Learn a new sport

Practice speaking in public or online

Practice writing

Learn astrology

Learn astronomy

Learn about agriculture and animal husbandry

Learn slight-of-the-hand magic tricks

Collect coins

Have a feast in His name

Dice games (yes, this includes DnD!)

Card games

Donate to homeless shelters in His name

Give money to the homeless

Keep a dream journal

Write Him stories, poems, or jokes!

Honor the dead, especially family members who have passed away

Invoke Him on your travels or when looking for a job and always thank Him when you arrive safely or have some luck in your life

Sources:

http://www.neokoroi.org/religion/gods/hermes/hermes-an-introduction-to-worshipping-the-messenger-of-the-olympians/

https://vocal.media/futurism/ways-of-worship-hermes

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Person: you've gotta get outta your comfort zone

Me, who cannot remember ever having experienced comfort before: my what

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*writes the most genuine and heartfelt thing to someone expressing my love and adoration to them* *adds “bro” at the end for good measure*

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Rest in peace Icarus you would've loved red bull

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Jonathan “deeply annoying child” Sims autism vs Martin “keeps trying to touch the explosive” Blackwood ADHD

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A redraw of an old Tim piece, because this song always hits me in the TMA feels

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jon you little shit 😭😭😭

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Is this that archive guy yall are obsessed with?