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for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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why did my neighbors name their wifi network this

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RIP yahoo answers

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Thursday Is Coming: What You Need To Know

As many of you know, tomorrow will be Thursday. Many people find themselves unprepared for Thursday and suffer the consequences. Here’s what you need to know to be safe:

Cockroaches are active on Thursdays.

A single month can contain well over 2 Thursdays.

Physicist Albert Rose died on a Thursday, as did several nuns and a poodle.

There are five times more car accidents on every Thursday than on 1/5 of any other weekday.

Wearing lipstick on a Thursday will almost always result in pigmentary encrustation of the procheilon tissue.

Many Thursdays are followed immediately by a resulting Friday.

Be safe this Thursday and remember that no matter what happens, no Thursday to date has lasted over 24 hours. For more information, please consult the Thursday Awareness hotline at 1627987185.

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this tweet is literally never not on my mind

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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it’s cool that angel feathers are a spell ingredient because obviously they would get them from cas. like cas just sheds feathers and the winchesters find them occasionally and hold onto them. dean acts annoyed that he has to clean them out of the impala or that they poke him when he sits down somewhere in the bunker. but after cas dies it starts happening less and less frequently and every time it does, dean really hopes it’s not the last time

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highkey love interpretations in which Sam thinks that Dean is sooo repressed and doesn't understand his own feelings and doesn't realize he's in love with Cas. When really Dean & Cas aren't closeted but also it's no one's business so they're not gonna like, make an Announcement (tm). They're not into blatant PDA but they're not like... in denial about it, and if people ask directly they're honest. But especially obsessed with Dean and Cas being together openly and all their friends except Sam are fully aware of this fact, because he's convinced Dean's repressed and Cas doesn't get human emotions enough. Sam keeps trying to drop supportive hints with both of them like

Dean's heading out for his dare with Cas and Sam tells Dean I hope you guys have fun on your little "date" (hint wink nudge). Dean will be like thanks man and gives him a weird look as he leaves the room. Sam being like 😩omg my poor repressed brother doesn't know he's gay and no matter how many hints i drop he doesn't get it.

He tries to be sympathetic with Cas, like I'm sorry about Dean. He cares about you more than he realizes. And Cas gives him the quizzical headtilt, all like Dean and I are very open with each other about our affections. Sam being like 😔omg poor Castiel doesn't understand human emotions and relationships he doesn't realize their relationship is unusual.

Obsessed with Sam gossiping with Jody and Garth and Rowena and all their other friends about how Dean and Cas are sooo obvious. Sometimes he says things about angels or repression that makes one of them be like ...? but the conversation keeps going and they don't get to unpack that.

Obsessed with Sam finding out they've been together this whole time and being shocked and confused and everyone being like WE THOUGHT YOU KNEW??? SAMUEL. YOU'RE THE ONE GIVING EVERYONE LIVE UPDATE TEXTS.

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Could mean nothing

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i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

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