//no one can stop me from writing ANOTHER jacob/mk au
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I know he's Shang Tsung but I didn't think HE would do something like that
WHO SMASHED MY FUCKING CAR 😭😭😭
OH MY GOD MY CAR IS ON FIRE HEEEELLLPPPP
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MAN IDK WHO THE FUCK WOULD SET YOUR CAR-
wait a minute.
WHO SMASHED MY FUCKING CAR 😭😭😭
OH MY GOD MY CAR IS ON FIRE HEEEELLLPPPP
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I'LL GET THE HOSE ?????????
WHO SMASHED MY FUCKING CAR 😭😭😭
OH MY GOD MY CAR IS ON FIRE HEEEELLLPPPP
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DAD I NEED THAT SHIT TO SLEEP
who fucking hid my melatonin in the dryer @the-cager @cassiesinacage which one of you was it
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who fucking hid my melatonin in the dryer @the-cager @cassiesinacage which one of you was it
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hor horhorhor
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hor hor hor horhor horhor
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("If you had one piece of advice to give to the next night guard, what would it be?"
"Don't fucking work here are you stupid or something work at Walmart or something")
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("If you had one piece of advice to give to the next night guard, what would it be?"
"Don't fucking work here are you stupid or something work at Walmart or something")
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uh huh @cassiesinacage cuff him c
This whole thing is so stupid, Like hey it's not even our fault
Shang Tsung was the one who was growing distant and then Quan Chi just happened to stumble into someone AKA me who made him feel undeniably wanted and it led to us fucking it out on my daughter's couch
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send ‘ scars ‘ to trace my muses scars ; ( add + to reverse )
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'you were asleep/unconscious/comatose' prompts
"So, you're finally awake."
"Good of you to join us."
"They don't know you're awake yet. Stay down."
"Oh my god. [Name]? Hi, [name]?"
"Get up. Now."
"I'm not leaving you here. GET UP."
"Hi. How are you feeling?"
"Sleep okay?"
"You know there are, like, actual beds here. You didn't have to take the floor."
"Relax. Nothing happened."
"Thirsty?"
"Can you hear me?"
"How'd you sleep?"
"You absolute fucking idiot."
"How could you be so stupid?"
"You were pretty out of it."
"Relax. We're safe here."
"We're not there yet. Go back to sleep."
"We're about halfway."
"You're on next watch."
"Up and at 'em. We have activity."
"You wanted me to wake you if [x], right? Well, [x]."
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best trope and you can fight me over it (i abuse this so hard with my ocs)
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