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I

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

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“I’M

READY

TO

KICK

THE

ABSOLUTE

SHIT

OUT

OF

THIS

YEAR”

Seán said this during his 2017 recap video and boy has he achieved that!

2018 has been an absolutely incredible year!

BRING ON 2019!

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GOD I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

🐍

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At first I thought that said “the pretender” instead of “the presenter” and I instantly got vague anti vibes

The many faces of Sean in 2018:

The gamer and content creator

The world touring comedian

The businessman and model

The actor (and arsonist!)

The mental health advocate

The million dollar charity supporter

The presenter

The interviewer

The interviewee

The friend to many

The hero to us all 💚

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this was a good thread i saw about how of course this is all more trash coming down from the total shit that is sesta/fosta

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Article 13 is approaching You may have signed many petitions already on change org But you probably haven’t signed the official government petition Please do share the retweet as this needs at least 10,000 signatures! Retweet and share everywhere!

UK only government petition

European change.org petition

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“Hey could I get some salt for my fries?” “Yeah man here”

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I had an epiphany

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It’s self care o'clock

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Nevaeh now wears a scarf to cover several bald spots and her singed hair. She was left with first-degree burns, but it could have been worse according to Tanya Robinson, Nevaeh’s mother.

“The doctor told me her hairstyle saved her life,” Tanya recalled. “Had it been different, she might not be here.”

This isn’t the first time Nevaeh has experienced bullying. Two years ago, another student broke her thumb.

I’m walking into that school like

Hate crime. It should qualify as one.

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Just got home to see this. Hooo boy what now

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I've discovered there's a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

For example, you can:

be in a shampoo commercial

start a boy band:

spot some choice booty:

break into song:

see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

attend a metal show:

listen to some sick jams:

discover zombieism:

sample some tasty snacks:

watch someone get burned bad:

find something you really like:

find something you really, really like:

find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

and wonder if you left the stove on:

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Thanks to @vity-dream we all know the REAL name of this game.

Which just makes things worse.

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OH MY GOD IN THE PHOTO ON THE RIGHT WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE HAS LIL CARTOON FEET

THEY LOOK LIKE THIS

“Bow to me, your floppy footed master!”

So, did Anti just admit that he has floppy feet? XD