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[izzet-gobbo]

Frako see mani tings here at the Tin Street!

Wat u wanna kno?? Frako save bezt secret for miself tho.

HEy!1

Frako (me) herr!

Broter Bozko haz bin feelin sick. But I (me) wuld also laik to talk to the maszes! :D

Tuday Frako Taeks OVER!

[izzet-gobbo]

Fun placez to git food /

Placez were AZORIUS not see /

Omenpat to Goblin LAND /

HEy!1

Frako (me) herr!

Broter Bozko haz bin feelin sick. But I (me) wuld also laik to talk to the maszes! :D

Tuday Frako Taeks OVER!

[izzet-gobbo]

HEy!1

Frako (me) herr!

Broter Bozko haz bin feelin sick. But I (me) wuld also laik to talk to the maszes! :D

Tuday Frako Taeks OVER!

[izzet-gobbo]

Also, this only goes for izzet researchers.

If any of your pipes looks like this and you're not in an Izzet lab:

RUN.

YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY BE CONCERNED THAT IS NOT NORMAL

Oh noooo :'( what do i do

[izzet-gobbo]

"Artificial Intelligence"

Huh... I always thought I'd die from a case of "Natural Stupidity."

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[izzet-gobbo]

Ahh~ the ol' high voltage pipe.

A classic izzet prank. Worry not, friend, for your coworkers are only having some fun at your expense.

Everyone who's been working for the Firemind knows the internal piping of an izzet laboratory is highly resistant to temperature and electricity. Except, of course, the new researchers.

If you had gotten unsettled or made a concerned remark, the other researchers might have asked you to fix it, putting you on the spot. But since you haven't, they might get bored of it and turn it back off to save in power.

One way or another, ignoring it is the best approach 👍.

YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY BE CONCERNED THAT IS NOT NORMAL

Oh noooo :'( what do i do

[izzet-gobbo]

Does anyone in this communication channel know how to effectively counteract law magic?

Not because I want to do any unlawful activities, but because my brother Kelro is a Hieromancer and keeps enchanting the jam jar so I can't open it!

I read somewhere that ionization of the enchanted particulates can help with dispelling an enchantment, yet I'd rather not dematerialize the jar itself.

Can anyone help?

[izzet-gobbo]

I am not equipped with such magics, I'm afraid. Either way, I tripped over and fell on my way to the Rubble Belt, breaking the jam jar. Guess law magic doesn't protect from accidents...

I need to go buy some more jam... then hide it.

Does anyone in this communication channel know how to effectively counteract law magic?

Not because I want to do any unlawful activities, but because my brother Kelro is a Hieromancer and keeps enchanting the jam jar so I can't open it!

I read somewhere that ionization of the enchanted particulates can help with dispelling an enchantment, yet I'd rather not dematerialize the jar itself.

Can anyone help?

[izzet-gobbo]

Very ooc post

While Ravnica is (correctly) regarded by most as a, quote, “shitty fucking place to live”. I cannot get enough of stories of good aligned Ravnicans. Guild members who truly want nothing more than to do the right thing. To fight the xenophobia so rampant in Ravnicans that its the norm. ESPECIALLY with the stereotypically “most evil” guilds.

A Rakdos cultist who hates nothing more than the hopelessness and gloom purveying the plane and works tirelessly to inspire with spectacle. They see apathy and depression as an apocalypse on the level of nicol bolas.

Orzhov whose sense of justice and deservedness is stronger than their love of coin, and embodies teysa’s motto of “they’ve ruled to long” and steals piles of zinos from pontiffs to give to debtors. Orzhovan Robin Hood who still embodies BW ideals.

Sensitive, bleeding heart Boros who only ever stands watch at the poorest and most exploitable ravnican slums. In a lone war against Dimir and Orzhov who’re trying desperately to destroy it, despite the people living there.

House Dimir agent who has saved countless lives, yet no one knows their name. Exposing truth not where its convenient, but where its right for the people to know.

[izzet-gobbo]

Oh no! Wasn't talking about you. Didn't mean to offend. Either way, I'd love it if you were to help.

Does anyone in this communication channel know how to effectively counteract law magic?

Not because I want to do any unlawful activities, but because my brother Kelro is a Hieromancer and keeps enchanting the jam jar so I can't open it!

I read somewhere that ionization of the enchanted particulates can help with dispelling an enchantment, yet I'd rather not dematerialize the jar itself.

Can anyone help?

[izzet-gobbo]

Look, unlawful, legal, don't care at this point.

I've been trying to open this jar for about two hours, and none of my amateur countermagic does anything to it.

I can't even break it if I wanted.

I'll go to the Rubble Belt now. Maybe a troll will have better luck with my jar than me.

Does anyone in this communication channel know how to effectively counteract law magic?

Not because I want to do any unlawful activities, but because my brother Kelro is a Hieromancer and keeps enchanting the jam jar so I can't open it!

I read somewhere that ionization of the enchanted particulates can help with dispelling an enchantment, yet I'd rather not dematerialize the jar itself.

Can anyone help?

[izzet-gobbo]

Does anyone in this communication channel know how to effectively counteract law magic?

Not because I want to do any unlawful activities, but because my brother Kelro is a Hieromancer and keeps enchanting the jam jar so I can't open it!

I read somewhere that ionization of the enchanted particulates can help with dispelling an enchantment, yet I'd rather not dematerialize the jar itself.

Can anyone help?

[izzet-gobbo]

Greetings!

My name is Bozko, I'm a goblin, and I'm part of the Izzet Guild.

I live with my two brothers [Frako & Kelro] in the Tenth District. Oh! Uhhh... of Ravnica!

Sometimes I forget these here Paths of Omen, or whatever they're called, means someone from some other world could be reading this.

Either way, I wanted to share my struggles with working at the Mizzium Foundry. And struggles with living alongside two half-wit brothers. And my struggles with relearning magic. And my str- I sound like a broken recording, don't I?

Anyway, if you wanna reach out, do so. I'm open for conversation. Also, if you're some sort of mage, I'll probably invade you with questions. Like my mama used to say: You oughta be yearnin for the learnin!

(Ravnica Mtg blog! )

[izzet-gobbo]

Can we get a hand down here at the Smelting Quarter? 84.2% of all Izzet experimentation and research is done with the help of Mizzium in some way, yet the people up-high at Nivix expect us to make do with subpar funding, poor working conditions, and a dwindling workforce!

Yes, most of the accidents here could be explained by "Izzet being Izzet" or "What does this button do?", but we could at least have security rails!