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When you’re Michael with a B

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So I see police simulator is in early access now

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The student union at my school needed this reminder

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Whatever the person behind SparkNotes' twitter is being paid it's not enough pt. I can't keep up anymore

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Gotta pay for gas somehow

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Me: *watching a movie* Oh he’s gonna break his thumb to get out of the cuffs

MC: *breaks thumb to get out of handcuffs*

Me, screaming: UGH GOD HE DID IT I DON’T LIKE FINGERS

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If you told me back in 2009 that the titan problem would be solved by a bird I would not have believed you

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a fashion icon, like my mother before me

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when you wanna talk but you have nothing to say

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feelin like those pics of michael myers eating rn

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kotor remake when?

You know, with all the language throughout Star Wars about “giving in” to the Dark Side, how the Dark Side makes you more powerful, how the Dark Side makes you age strangely and destroys you, it sure doesn’t sound like an “opposite side of the coin” so much as the “deeper end of the pool,” like it’s actually the true form of the force and being a Jedi is about keeping it tamed so it doesn’t eat you the way it actually wants.

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Animal Crossing Eyeshadow Palettes released by Cruzada

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Darth Vader is in his early 20s

And he’s a little shit. 

You can put on a mask but you can’t take out the sass. 

Sir - SIR this is a mass murder. 

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okay everybody go home this is the best one