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❗️Now that Christmas has rolled around I have an important reminder❗️ as popular and cute as they may appear do not buy your kids these as a present this year‼️‼️

GOITER SPONGES ARE NOT A TOY!

GOITER SPONGES ARE NOT AN “entry level” PET!! They are a 10,000 year commitment!!

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ed zitron, a tech beat reporter, wrote an article about a recent paper that came out from goldman-sachs calling AI, in nicer terms, a grift. it is a really interesting article; hearing criticism from people who are not ignorant of the tech and have no reason to mince words is refreshing. it also brings up points and asks the right questions:

if AI is going to be a trillion dollar investment, what trillion dollar problem is it solving?

what does it mean when people say that AI will "get better"? what does that look like and how would it even be achieved? the article makes a point to debunk talking points about how all tech is misunderstood at first by pointing out that the tech it gets compared to the most, the internet and smartphones, were both created over the course of decades with roadmaps and clear goals. AI does not have this.

the american power grid straight up cannot handle the load required to run AI because it has not been meaningfully developed in decades. how are they going to overcome this hurdle (they aren't)?

people who are losing their jobs to this tech aren't being "replaced". they're just getting a taste of how little their managers care about their craft and how little they think of their consumer base. ai is not capable of replacing humans and there's no indication they ever will because...

all of these models use the same training data so now they're all giving the same wrong answers in the same voice. without massive and i mean EXPONENTIALLY MASSIVE troves of data to work with, they are pretty much as a standstill for any innovation they're imagining in their heads

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the death of 8tracks made you all so bad at making playlists i fear. good ship or character playlist is max 16 songs and devastatingly perfectly crushingly curated. it should make sense musically, if not across the playlist, then at least from song to song. GRADIENTS of genre. think about this before you make a 200 song ship playlist that includes both maroon 5 and mitski. Think on it

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i hope i am not only a mutual to you but also the reason you have something very specific filtered off the dash

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lets see the hags at cvs try to decline my card now that ive got my severed warlock hand talisman

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did anyone else feel the timeline split or was that just me

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how am i supposed to look my elderly neighbour in the eyes after she posted this on facebook

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damned if you’re employed damned if you’re not

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hm....maybe the reason Percy seems more powerful compared to the other big three kids is because he genuinely loves the ocean while everyone else either only sees their powers as a weapon or they associate it with trauma.

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anytime I look up the new blorbo of the week that you thirsty hoes are listing after

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Happy Labor Day

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If y'all do not like F1 this is a warning to mute that tag now bcs it is my hyper fixation

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has this been done before