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drunk in the gay club explaining phan lore to everyone

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Swedes annoying Dan and Phil for 3 whole minutes (for @moonchair)

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he said the lack of wedding ring

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at the club googling symptoms of organ failure

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I think we should all fuck off. I think we should all go to the library and just fuck off.

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“but how open is the door going to be?” I whisper to myself, in my office at my full time job, like a well adjusted normal adult person who is coping Just Fine

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fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to disappear at sea

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I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

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It's the implied Dan

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dan: yum yum i love ranch

dan: phil i was put on this earth by god for the sole purpose of finding you

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i realize that screenshotting this is doing the exact thing dnp mocked us for. but to be fair. they are touching.

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Ever since i was a little girl I have wanted to fight in battle and receive a grave but concealable injury and continue fighting bravely til the end and get reunited with my comrades and then smile and cough up blood then die smiling

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there is no tour. they're selling our data as apart of their next nord vpn sponsorship

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