Text
"could we just pay to get a hundred rats to fall out of the ceiling"
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/723d226156488f93460a31ea5af9a8ea/89d9f75d838cbcc9-f3/s540x810/2106ce2c6202d3a1330f9c5b843ef657eec8f46b.jpg)
391 notes
·
View notes
Text
fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
121K notes
·
View notes
Text
dan saying "you're gonna go down a real rabbit hole" to anyone who somehow found this video without already being subscribed... long drag from cigarette... yeah...
662 notes
·
View notes
Text
You know the problem with reading a book? You get hooked and then it ends and you feel sad
117K notes
·
View notes
Text
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/0f2be1c0c2bf4f7d16e93775a5ce583e/44bc82a11d668703-5f/s540x810/a87e44d6a1995b166b7a0e67043e3dd00fd59626.jpg)
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e487916a4e12ceea896c1d2a47ae5347/44bc82a11d668703-15/s540x810/713eb9f6be1d12668de8d816527cc1f1016a1d9c.jpg)
I don’t think Dan’s trying to gaslight us I think he genuinely has the memory of a goldfish. This is just the latest version of him thinking someone else burnt pasta in uni.
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
just putting these two moments together... for no reason
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
#this show was truly a documentary VEEP (2012 - 2019) | 5.10
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
drag his ass [phoenix preshow, oct 13 2024]
1K notes
·
View notes