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Tma headcanons: some of these hurt

So I like to think pre-coffin daisy had long hair that was ether in a ponytail or braid, which she cut off post because it was choking around her and post coma jon has pretty long hair grown during the events of previous seasons usually puts his hair back with office supplies like paper clips the office rubber bands, has had Daisy who keeps a hair tie on her wrist as a former habit from long hair coming up to him abd just asking if she can braid it as something to do, so after the coffin its not uncommon to find Jon with his hair and a braid or Daisy braiding Jons hair as he reads a statement

Research era Jon had very long hair and cut it when he got the promotion but during that research era with his hair he would use paper clips and actual rubber bands to hold his hair back and did it until Sasha gave him an actual hair tie which he kept on his wrist after he cut it and after the not!sasha reveal he kept it until he could use it again ie 3-5 was wearing it in his hair in a braid that martin learned how to do when he killed the not!them

the archival assistants dragged jon to a pride parade in season 1 and there was a Polaroid taken that is one of the few photos that Jon, Martin, and Tim had of the true Sasha and Jon regrets that he wasn't truly smiling in that photo even though he was having actual fun and jon also risked every thing to get the photo and brought it with him and martin to the safe house and kept it with them during the eyepocalypse it was in Jon’s front coat pocket in the end

This is a sad one after escaping the lonely when martin makes tea it can stay warm and comforting for very long because he's unintentionally lonely this does have a plus side because Jon can't make tea for anything so in the safe house martin teaches Jon how to make both their properly and Jon gets to pay martin back for all the times Martin made him tea

Jon is some form of neurodivergent ie either autism or adhd and when in a hyperfocus will sing/hum any song he hears and in this state is very impressionable so Tim will take advantage of this ie sing toxic by Britney Spears

Jon and Tim both love Monty Python and the two before the transfer to the archives would quote it to each other

Sasha and Tim are each others support system so if tim has a nightmare about Danny he will call her and if Sasha has a very bad day Tim will come over and just give her a shoulder to cry on, this stopped after Sasha got replaced because the not!them wouldn’t pick up the phone

The mechs were in fact Jonathan Sims, The Archivist’s university band, and were his found family

Jon wears skirts

Georgie is trad goth

Melanie is 5’1-5’2, Jon is a singular inch taller

Tim is tall wears Hawaiian shirts, heelles, and has dyed pink or blue hair

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Guess who’s doomed by the Fucking narrative

context @sea-parrot found some mechs quizzes for the TSCT Discord server to do and these were my results

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how do we feel about butch she/her lyf…. guys….

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ummmmm space lesbians, tragic space lesbians......also people fucking ships and or trains ig

hey what the actual shit is going on in the mechanisms someone please explain

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Last song: Strawberry Blond by Mitski

Favourite colour(s): purples, cyans, magenta pinks, and mint

Last book: ummmmm ethier The Extaordaianarys, or Imogen Obivously

Last movie: Mony Python and the Holy Grail

Last TV show: Where in the World is Carman Sandago

Sweet/spicy/savoury: Sweet or Savoury

Relationship status: in what can on be called a QPP but otherwise Painfully single

Last thing I googled: i think it was platform converse high top

Current obsession: tma or mcyt

Looking forward to: getting my mcyt merch

ok none of you have to do this but I'm tagging yall anyway @rainbowstargazerlilies @gispurple @sea-parrot @cerealisafunbath @astralsyst3m @persephone-kore-fairchild @crowned-as-king @freshlypickedmint

Ten people I’d like to know tag game:

Thanks for the tag @beauty-is-terrror

Last song: Swan Upon Leda by Hozier

Favourite colour(s): dark greens, navy blue, browns

Last book: reread Bacchae and other plays by Euripides

Last movie: Brideshead revisited

Last TV show: I don’t watch them

Sweet/spicy/savoury: savoury

Relationship status: cursed

Last thing I googled: name of the newspaper in my country

Current obsession: ovid

Looking forward to: Going to Switzerland next week

Tagging: @shinaaposts @siriuslyobsessedwithfiction @perpulchra @the-etcetera-archive (no pressure and sorry if anyone has been tagged before)

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Or brutal cast-iron squirrel murder, that is also in fact an option

Let’s all bite transphobes *together*

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G what the fuck we can just go stab them

Let’s all bite transphobes *together*

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States most obsessed with cheese (2024)

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This is what I’ve been doing at times

Ever since the Underworld Saga dropped, I like to imagine Epic playing in The City and it beeing Ulysses instead of Odysseus

Like imagine Ulysses going into the Acheron and seeing the brains of his lost loved ones with projections of what their last thoughts were, playing over and over again

And also Athena communicating with them through some kind of thing implanted into their brain (or at least eyes and ears and some other senses) so that Ulysses alone is able to see, hear and etc... her

So in My Goodbye Ulysses just rips it out carefully removes it to sever their ties

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Fandom: God there’s like NO content anymore. I wish we could get more art and fanfics :(((

Someone: Hey, I can’t draw anything digitally, because I can’t afford a tablet, but here’s a pen on paper drawing that I spent a lot of time and hard work on. Also, I took a shot at my first fanfic and I’d really like some feedback or at least some kudos if you enjoyed it :)

Fandom: Oh... yeah sorry no... not you. We actually meant writers that are already well known and popular to produce MORE content... I mean, if a popular blog shares your work then maybe. And we don’t really like pen to paper art. We just don’t think it’s professional or even looks good :/

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Conversation that happened in my Spanish class today

Guy 1: yeah I draw a bit, not as much as her though *points to me drawing Lyf in my sketchbook*

Guy 2: *sees the drawing* oh that’s a smash right there.

Guy 1: I think that’s a guy.

Guy 2: smash. Game is game.

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Russian handwriting

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Okay…..let’s see

The Magnus Archives/Protocol

The Mechanisms

The Life Series/Hermitcraft/Empires

MARVEL Cinematic Universe (but that reads more like a rant)

Procedure Crime Dramas

Bonus: Musicals

@charmations101 @loolybool @the-local-pineapple @eerieeclipse25

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

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I'm not going to say much about the election results but I really want to appreciate my dad, my cishet white southern catholic father.

What hes done so far today since I found out the Cheeto won

he's held me while I cried in fear for what the next 4 years will hold after getting the news on the election.

He's said something about how he can't fathom having some of the same beliefs as the people who voted for the Cheeto

Gave me the option to skip and told me he would pick me up if needed

told me when I said im sometimes scared of his family that he would leave them behind if they hurt me

has talked down and supported both me and mom down from tears about the results

Has told me and my mom repeatedly that “it’s going to be okay” and “ that we’ll get through this together

this is a cishet white southern catholic man who is doing this, there aren’t too many of good ones, but are some of them

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my theory is utterly wild and it very much that you are that friend who can't really go 20 minutes without adopting anyone younger than you, you are also the friend with the never-ending huge bag full of anything a person could ever possibly need You also give Witch with several black cats vibes

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I really don't know why but i just in inexplicably imagine you just having a ferret for some reason, or constantly surrounded by at least two cats

i think the ferret is just the cool adopted parent vibe you give off tho

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You know what that’s fair ……

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