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    “Call Uncle Wally! Or someone! Idon’twanttotouchit!”

She was NOT looking back.

And Bart was going going going right alongside her, just as a stinging tail burst from the ground.

“But what about the monster?” And he was pushing ahead, cutting in front of her.  A twist of his foot and he was running backwards now, eyes on both Jenni and the tail that seemed to be swimming through the sands.

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    “Bart!”

    “Go! Gogogogogogogogogogogogo!”

“Under you.  Therewasabigshinybutton.”  And there was definitely a rumbling beneath their feet now, the dirt beginning to rise and crumble.

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She zips off to the fridge and returns holding the package to her face.

    “Med-Gel. You just put it on and in a few hours you’d be healed.”

“Peas, it’ll alleviate the swelling. And what now?”

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   “... Where?”

“Um, I think I just released a giant scorpion monster.”

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    “I asked a question. I didn’t even ACT like I was going to punch you.”

“Oh, but the thing is I know I’m superior. Why would you pick a fight with me after all?”

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   “We really just stick food on our face in this century? Imissmedigel.”

“There’s some peas in the freezer.”

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I think you might be able to edit your own stuff in HTML, but you definitely can’t trim or anything.

Because apparently this is a functional feature.

{{Okay, so if I want to format my posts, do I need to have xkit for that? Because html doesn’t seem to work anymore. Why did Tumblr feel the need to take that away from us?}}

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     “How am I the pathetic one in this scenario?        I don’t put people down or hurt them just         to make myself feel superior.”

    “So, I’m told, but I don’t really give a damn when it comes from pathetic individuals such as yourself.”

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     “The funny plastic rectangles? They         have numbers and names on them.         Ican’trememberwhatthey’recalled.         But you do this with them!”

She makes a swiping motion.

      “Yeah, yeah, don’t worry I’ll pay for it,         it’s my treat after all.” Blinks. “The         weird rectangles?”

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   “I still miss the 31st century, but it’s great being with family!”

“That’s–” holy crap.  “Yeah, that’s most, I’d say.”

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   “You’re a real piece of nass, you know that right?”

“Ha.Comeatmethen,Ognats.”

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it’s so hard to find icons of jenni being mad oh my god

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     “I want a BOYFRIEND, Bart. Not my         COUSIN to tell me how much he loves me.”

    “ I SO count!! First off, because I do love you,        not just because I ‘have to’. And second,        because I don’t just like people for no reason.        I count. ”

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   “I’mgoingtopunchyousosprockinghard!”

“A lot, but you already know that.”

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XS by Bill Alger

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     “Weeeellll, there’s me, Grandpa, Bart,         Uncle Wally, Uncle Wally’s two kids,         Mom, Uncle Don, Uncle Jay... And         then there’s also Mrs. Tyler.”

“How many is most…?”

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92 Icons of Don Allen

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Icons from MOST of Don’s appearances throughout the years.

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