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I just want to say that if you're anti women's rights, homophobic, transphobic, racist, anti gun laws, pro pedophilia, ableist, anti vaxx, ect this will never be a safe space for you.

I want this platform to be a soft and gentle place but the evils of this world weighs heavy on me often and I just want my stance to be known. I am fiercely for a kinder and more loving and safe future and that's not going to happen if we play nice with the people trying to drag it into darkness.

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Louis Vuitton chocolate brown & rose ballerina vanity is perfect!

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cailee spaeny and jacob elordi as priscilla and elvis in priscilla (2023)

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Become Your Dream Girl in 2025

Defining your dream girl persona

The first step into becoming your dream girl is to have a clear picture of her in your mind. Imagine her life in detail; her aesthetic, her habits, and even her energy. This is the time to get specific.

Visualization Exercise: Sit in a quiet space, close your eyes, and visualize your dream girl persona. How does she dress? What places does she visit? What are her priorities and goals? Let yourself feel her confidence, luxury, and elegance.

Create a Vision Board: Gather photos, quotes, fabrics, and colors that represent this version of you. A physical board can go in your room or closet. It can even be a mini collage you can put on your driver's side mirror in your car. The goal is to see your dream girl's life as real and achievable.

Setting New Year Goals

Your dream girl's life needs structure, so let's break down goals into categories and map out the steps to make it happen.

Categorize Your Goals: List your goals under personal growth, style & beauty, health & wellness, and career & financial. For example, under "Health & Wellness", you might set a goal to try Pilates or to cook more at home.

Monthly Check-Ins: As you go through the year, check in with your goals to celebrate your wins, and adjust as needed. This keeps your transformation on track.

Mindset Makeover

Confidence & Self-Worth

Your dream girl is confident, magnetic, and knows her worth. Let's build those habits and thoughts that help you embody that energy daily.

Positive Affirmations: Every time you look in the mirror, say things like "I am worth everything good that can happen to me" or any affirmation that you feel suits you best.

Confidence Rituals: Small, daily actions add up to huge shifts in confidence. Make it a habit to dress up on casual days, speak kindly to yourself, and embrace good posture.

Let Go of Insecurities: Identify any insecurities and practice reframing them. Instead of "I wish I was more confident", say "I am becoming more confident every day". Over time, you'll notice how these subtle shifts impact your self-worth.

Mindset for Success

Your dream girl is resilient and always growing, so let's make success part of your mindset.

Growth Mindset: View challenges as chances to learn, whether it's a career move, a new hobby, or even a social situation.

Visualizing Success: Each morning, spend a few minutes visualizing yourself living your dream life. This will keep you focused and motivated.

Morning & Evening Routines: Start each day with intention by setting small goals and expressing gratitude. At night, reflect on the day and celebrate your wins; even the small ones.

Social Life & Relationships

Social confidence comes from feeling at ease in your own skin.

Elegant Etiquette: Show appreciation with thank you notes, and make an effort to remember names. The vibe for 2025 is to go for traditional, rather than modern. Think classic early 1920's-1950's Hollywood.

Curate Your Circle: Surround yourself with supportive, inspiring friends who uplift you. Leave the ones who don't elevate themselves or try to keep you behind.

Networking Lifestyle: Turn social gatherings into chances to meet like-minded people and to elevate your circle.

(Dating) Standards First: Don't settle; know what you deserve in a partner and communicate it confidently.

(Dating) Playful Energy: Be confident, flirty, and assertive (with yourself, not them). Stay in your feminine energy and let them earn your time and attention.

(Dating) Relationship Goals: Keep dates special and playful. Dress up, go out, and enjoy yourself.

Finances & Career Goals

Your dream girl values luxury, but also financial security. Your career is part of your dream girl identity, so elevate it.

Budgeting: Set aside money for luxuries and self-investment, but keep savings in mind.

Multiple Income Streams: Consider side hustles that align with your lifestyle.

Savings Goals: Whether it's for a designer bag, a trip, or just building wealth, make sure your goals are concrete.

Luxury Workspace: Make your workspace a vibe with candles, flowers, and chic decor.

Network for Success: Connect with mentors and people who inspire you.

Grow with Intention: Set milestones in your career or business, and keep pushing for the next level.

Health & Wellness

Your body is the vessel of your dream girl, so let's treat it with love and care. Mental clarity and peace are essential for dream girl energy; so let's focus on overall wellness this year.

Exercise: Try Pilates or Barre classes for a toned, elegant look. If that's not your thing, find workouts that create your dream body.

Healthy Eating: Focus on whole foods, lots of veggies, and drink tons of water.

Weekly Reset: Plan a mini detox day where you relax, hydrate, and reset for the week.

Mindfulness Practice: Try a short meditation or breathing exercise every morning.

Stress Relief: Whether it's a quick walk, journaling, or a creative outlet, find a stress relief that's all you.

Boundaries: Say no when needed, and make sure your energy is protected.

Beauty & Style Upgrade

First, a dream girl has that glow, and it all starts with a skincare routine that feels luxurious. You also need to find a style that captures your dream girl vibe, and commit to curating it. Then, you need to develop habits that will help you better your appearance.

Simple Skincare Routine (For Starters): Start with a cleanser for your skin type, followed by a hydrating toner, a serum (like Vitamin C for brightness), moisturizer, and SPF.

Luxury Treatments: Invest in facials or try gentle at-home treatments like dermaplaning once a month for an extra glow.

Nightly Routine: Keep your skin hydrated at night with a heavier moisturizer or an overnight mask.

Personal Style Icons: Think of someone like Serena van der Woodsen from Gossip Girl or a high-fashion model off-duty.

Curating Your Wardrobe: Focus on high-quality staples in neutral tones, like blazers, silky blouses, and tailored bottoms. Invest in timeless pieces that make you feel like a billion dollars.

Signature Look: A dream girl has her thing, whether it's an accessory, a makeup look, or a scent. Find what makes you feel like you and stick with it.

Self-Care Rituals: Prioritize manicures and pedicures, hair masks, and bubble baths. Set aside time every week to pamper yourself.

Polished Look: Even on your most casual days, aim to look put together.

Signature Hair & Makeup: Pick a go-to glam look that embodies your dream girl; maybe that's glossy lips and loose waves (for example).

Lifestyle & Daily Habits

Your routine should feel luxurious yet practical, setting the tone for each day. Small daily habits can transform how you feel and present yourself.

Weekly Pamper Sessions: Set aside Sunday evenings for facials, skincare, and champagne baths! (Be careful and make sure you're of legal drinking age)

Journaling and Reflection: Each morning, write down 3 things you're grateful for and 3 intentions for the day.

Goal Reviews: Every Sunday, celebrate your wins and see if any goals need a refresh.

The Basic Routine: Make your bed, wake up early, and put on an outfit that feels like you.

Energy-Boosting Habits: A quick stretch, a healthy breakfast, and a moment of quiet can make a huge difference.

Wind-Down Ritual: At night, unwind with tea, a bubble bath, or a short meditation to recharge for tomorrow.

Indulge a Little: Get a weekly coffee treat or a luxurious candle that makes your space feel cozy.

Luxury Experiences: Plan for a special outing every month, like a fancy dinner or spa day.

Signature Scents and Cocktails: Find your go-to perfume and a signature drink like a dirty martini or a bubbly glass of champagne.

Conclusion:

Becoming your dream girl is a journey; one that's glamorous, fulfilling, and full of growth. Each step brings you closer to living the life you deserve.

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Christmas & Chill 🎄🤶🏽

-i am about to have the most abundant Christmas yet

-i’ve gotten every single last Christmas gift i wanted and more

-i am naturally manifesting 10 billion dollars for breathing

-my christmas money is up past the mesosphere

-this years christmas spirit is reminiscent to visiting a victoria’s secret boutique in 2014

-i’m taking daily trips to Chanel, Cartier & Dior

-this Christmas is chic and sexy like ariana grande’s “christmas & chill” EP

-my legs look as long & thin as candice swanepoel’s in my winter attire

-i find incredible vintage fur pieces in every boutique i go to

-i’m obtaining the allure of slavic dolls this christmas

-my daily fit this season consists of: a seasonal color couture dress, sexy thermal tights, a fluffy vintage fur coat,a suede birkin and DSQUARED2 skate moss boots

-my wrist is so blinged out in ice it resembles the winter snow

-my tummy is getting as flat as i desire because i’m so dedicated to my winter arc

-every trip i take for christmas shopping i end up living with a little something just for me

-i’m thriving this holiday season kicking seasonal depression in its chestnuts

-this christmas encapsulates the same joy it had when i was a kid

-as expected i get the most christmas gifts under the tree again this year

-i successfully act surprised like the marvelous actress i am acting surprised opening my gifts this year. ofc i knew they’d get what i wanted they have no other choice…

-i grow prettier with every hot chocolate i sip watching a corny hallmark christmas movie

-my family is jumping to wrap presents for me cuz why bother with wrist strain ?

-my family can mend our issues at least temporarily to focus on getting me the most spectacular gifts

-everyone can agree everyday near me should be celebrated by giving me gifts

-everyone can agree i deserve to me spoiled because gracing everyone with my angel like presence alone is the greatest gift one could ask for

-i’m practically out of the country going to different skii slopes all around Europe this winter

-i’ve manifested the cutest skii wear this winter

-i’m staying at only the most luxurious skii slopes with the most beautiful views this winter

-i’ll meet the most handsome old money admirer on the skii slopes this winter

-the holiday spirit is just in the air everything seems to be going right for me… even more than usual (as it should)

-i’m a living breathing heater the way i fail to feel cold out in the snow

-i can take pictures out in the snow just like how jasmine tookes did in a swimsuit in Antarctica

-my christmas vibe is even more luxurious than usual i’m truly so opulent in energy and wealth

-like irina shayk icing her face i truly am so much prettier in the winter? i mean i glow up everyday but maybe two things can be true at once…

-i might even buy my dream penthouse in new york just to see the snow in central park from my balcony

-everyone feels the giving energy of the christmas spirit when the see me even strangers are going out of their way to do nice things for me. some are even chasing me down to give me free gifts!!!

-its so strange i’ve noticed for every sip of hot chocolate i drink and every old hollywood christmas movie i watch i loose 1/4th of an inch off of my waist?

-i’m fully immune to any and all illnesses this season… i do not claim that energy

-everyone is so so envious of my christmas hauls and my trips this winter. whatever when are they not 😹

-surprise trips this winter to : Prague, New York, Switzerland, Paris, London, Monaco , Italy, Norway

-during christmas everyone has the constant reminder i’m gods favorite

-life update:russian mani’s look real good in moscow btw…

-i’m wearing my diamonds, vintage sable fur coat, and a la perla lingerie set to bed every night

-tall russian men keep throwing diamonds and expensive fur coats at me telling me to stay warm?

-i love hitting the slopes then drinking clicqout, eating austrian pastries, fresh oysters and caviar on brioche with thick french butter by the fireplace in my family’s vacation suite

-the millionaires handbook must’ve gotten it all wrong its like all of the rich men in the world are flocking towards me like a magnet this holiday season?

-every room i step into i have the same energy as Gisele Bundchen opening the VSFS 2005 “santas helpers”

-forget eating like a slavic doll on my winter arc, i’m nourishing my body with the best steak tartare & pavlova europe has to offer

-i’m flying out justin gelband to personally train me at the skii resort this winter to give me the best candice swanepoel esque VS angel body for this summer

-everyday for me practically looks like marilyn monroe’s scene “diamonds are a girls best friend” in gentleman prefer blondes because i genuinely cannot keep these rich men off of me

-i’ve not only perfected my wishlist but also my christmas decor. too bad i’ll be out of the country to see it!

-everyone keeps asking me if i modeled for victoria’s secret when they see me?

-the winter season gave me the most flattering natural highlights for my voluminous blowouts

-its so funny i heard everyone at the resort gossiping about the pretty girl from the wealthy family who keeps playing rich guys and just realized they were talking about me? 😭😹

-i love just how beautiful my tan looks in comparison to the icy white snow

-the christmas decor everywhere is so over the top and chefs kiss i can’t help but to be in the spirit

-i still take my weekly trip to the tanning salon because a girl needs her red light therapy

-everyday my life looks like something out of an episode of gossip girl

-i’ve perfected my christmas playlist literally everyone is asking for it its almost embarrassingly good

-chanel gloves under my harry winston ring cuz i don’t need this mani catching frostbite 🤦🏽‍♀️

-i have all of the vintage fur coats i could want… peta might just throw red paint on me! #giselefurscum

-i smell so decadent and edible wearing Jo Malone “Ginger Biscuit” as my winter scent

-sure homemade cookies are sentimental and all but the ones we have sent up by the personal chef are way better…

-i look so naturally elegant and even more luxurious than usual in the winter. one would even begin to question my wealth

-i love to unwind my day by the fireplace with rich peppermint hot chocolate

-i cant help but to call the resorts spa staff after a long day of shopping. my feet hurt in those boots 🙁

-i made so much money this holiday season i’m personally on fugly 🤮elon musk’s🤮 watch list

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Men love b*tches because

men love b*tches because that's what they value in other men

men don't befriend, respect or take seriously "nice" men

they respect men who are so called alphas, assertive, driven, stand on business, are cutthroat about their standards, and have no problem leaving lagging people behind

a woman who's a bitch is the same, she's an assertive cutthroat woman, who enjoys her own company and isn't afraid to move on and surround herself with people who only benefit her

the biggest lie of the century is men wanting "nice" women

as i wrote in a previous post

niceness is not a thing that is appreciated or rewarded by society, in BOTH genders

nice men finish last but ALSO nice women finish last

men don't speak the "language" of nice, they don't recognize it, or value it because they themselves are not "nice"

they associate "niceness" with caregiving, their mom was nice, their mom put up with their BS, their mom cooked and cleaned and covered up for their mistakes,

meanwhile they're opportunistic, selfish, and self serving

that's why they treat you as a doormat, similar to how a mother's unconditional love is always rewarded by entitlement rather than gratitude

the assertive b*tch is the woman who displays the qualities that men respect in other men

if you look at Selma Hayek for example, she was a well accomplished actress before marrying her french billionaire husband,

and she's many things, but she's certainly not "nice"!

Selma is an extremely talented, sexy, sassy actress, she's well read, well spoken and well dressed, watch a single interview of hers and you'll see confidence oozing out, she isn't swayed or impressed by money, she knows exactly what she wants in life and she doesn't hesitate to put journalists or reporters in their place, that's what a b*tch is, not a mean impolite insensitive woman, but a woman confident and strong enough to choose only the best for herself, even if that means staying alone because she's her own best companion

power seeks power

and confidence seeks confidence

men, no matter how mediocre, all share a hive mind, an early conditioning of believing they're the sh*t,

so naturally, they see other arrogant, entitled and b*tchy women as worthy companions

and the nice woman get put in the "servant" category

how you come cross is how you will get treated !

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why you should stop consuming media if you want to shift.

where your attention goes, is where energy will follow. the more you focus on something, the more real it becomes.

⭑.ᐟ i made a post a while ago saying “why you should get off social media if you want to shift”. id like to expand upon that a little more. so, here’s a “why you should stop consuming media” or at the very least “why you should consume media carefully”.

you are being programmed through everything — social media, music lyrics, television, advertising, the news. this is why meta wants tiktok b@nn3d so badly. its taking away their ability to control & their influence upon you because average people spend more time on tiktok then anything else. this can be extended to news networks because more and more people are using it as news sources. media, not just social, need your attention in order to program you. as someone who has taken classes marketing, the core of what my class was, was teaching someone to be the best manipulator. my professor said to always “play on people’s emotions”. anything that has the ability to take your attention away & live in a negative & distracted stake, is taking away your ability to create the life you want to live. a lot of — if not everything — is about power & controlling you for someones benefit.

taking this into account, you can now begin to understand why television shows are called television programs. it is programming you to think & behave & make purchases. for example, the human mind does not know the difference between real & fake. if something provokes an emotion out of you — that emotion it is still real, even it was brought on by fiction. the human brain cannot truly comprehend fiction. this is why people form such emotional attachments to fictional characters because our brains cannot distinguish that they are a character or a scenario is not real.

power comes from your attention & what you focus on; what emotion it provokes.

₊˚⊹♡ why is this relevant ?

your thoughts & feelings create your reality.

by waking up every morning after a shifting attempt & saying “i didn’t shift, im not in my desired reality” is what you’re affirming to yourself. when you roll over & scroll on your phone, you are taking your attention away from persisting that you are in the wish fulfilled. you aren’t focusing on that you have already shifted. every shifting tiktok video is affirming that you aren’t in your desired reality. it’s reinforcing that idea of “you’ll shift tonight” “who would do this in your desired reality” “___ in my desired reality” — that you are still here. it’s hardly ever said “you’ve already shifted” on tiktok. again, this circles back to “playing on people’s emotions” — desperation & excitement. keeping people in a loop of shifting content instead of actually wanting to experience it for yourself. i will admit, practically everyone is guilty of this — self included. it definitely doesn’t come from a place of malice & i doubt it’s always intentional on anyone’s part but it’s something to consider that every shifting video you come across is a reminder that you haven’t shifted yet.

limit what you consume. for example, if you keep listening to a sad song, you’re going to be sad & pulled back into a time in your life that no longer serves you. it removes you from the present. the brain has no concept of time as it is a man-made idea. by eliminating media entirely (or limiting / being mindful of what is being fed to you & taking nothing at face value), you are getting that power back.

media keeps you distracted. it keeps you focused on other things & not your manifestations. it constantly brings back you into the 3d. the longer you’re focused on the 3d, the further away you will be removed from your manifestations & you will be pulled into things that fuel others desires.

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Candice Swanepoel CC

(bundled w 27 subliminals)

everytime u walk into a room your walk is as memorable as candice swanepoel’s victorias secret debut

your ass is more culturally relevant than the industrial revolution

any guy who wants a girl with a bbl’s life is immediately changed when they see your thin yet undeniably curvy frame

between your icy cold gaze, your mischievous smile, your pouty lips & high angular cheekbones there’s something… sweet??? about your face

when brunette you’re a bombshell but when you’re blonde you’re a barbie bombshell. best of both worlds.

in a line up next to candice swanepoel people would think candice is the look alike

even though some might say you look better than candice, like anna nicole smith you agree “never better than candice” there’s no need to compare two queens

if u asked your friends separately they would all agree they want your perfectly plump & perky bum if they could have any of your features

people would cry if they saw u in public thinking you’re candice like that ashley 5 below taylor swift girl

you don’t try hard to look like candice like paige neiman or sum you just do…

you look like candice in your desired year with no issues

your face alone could revive victoria’s secret past its peak

like candice you still stand out in a crowd amongst VS angels

you are anatomically a copy of candice swanepoel’s body and face

have young Candice Swanepoel’s eros bow, vermillion line, vermilion borders, lower and upper lip shape and size, lower and upper lip length and width, chin

angle, eyes, width of face, longitude, side profile,

facial features, eyebrows, eyebrow

length, distance between two eyebrows and eyes, eyebrow color, lower and upper eyelid, eye shape, eye latitude and longitude angles, eyelashes, iris size, nose root, forehead, nose

bone, nostrils, nasal cartilage, nose edge, nose

thickness, nose length, nasal columella, nose

bone, philtral back, oral commission, upper lip

vermillion, lower lip vermillion, nose root, jaw

structure, upper and lower jaw alignment and

proportion, tooth shape, mouth size and mimics,

eyebrow shape, eyebrow density, eyebrow color, eye shape, eye size, eye color, eyelash color, eyelash volume, eyelash size, nose shape, nose

(anatomy credit: @breakktheice on yt)

i’ve always looked like candice swanepoel in everyone’s memory

my face and body are indistinguishable from candice swanepoel’s

people often remind you how much you look like candice

sometimes its hard to tell if a picture is of candice or of you

if you were ever to meet candice she’d tell you its like looking in a mirror

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Valley of the Dolls (1967)

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young and beautiful୨୧✧𓏲♡

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villanelle subliminal

“you should never tell a psychopath they’re a psychopath”

- be a high functioning psychopath

- be stoic

- don’t feel empathy for those who have wronged you

- be ruthless and cunning

- reign with an iron fist over all those inferior to you

- be extremely confident in a feminine way

- be smart enough to escape a russian prison

- you love the ability you hold to hurt people even if you don’t always act on it

- you are quite literally a sick fuck but you get away with it by being charming and attractive

- be incapable of feeling guilt for your actions of revenge

- real life get it back in blood

- be so intriguingly mysterious. sure everyone can recall your devastatingly beautiful face but … no one truly knows you?

- study social interactions like a hawk. no interaction gets past you.

- notice patterns and easily put pieces of the puzzle together

- spending your money is cool but indulging in your cold blooded animalistic nature is your favorite

- have a child like sense of humor that is jarring in comparison to your brute nature

- no one can see your inner turmoil because no one can truly decipher your rather stoic features

- people talk about you like something straight out of a stephan king novel but they can’t hide their infatuation

- you’re peculiar and strange in an alluring way

- when people talk to you they have the strangest feeling that you are simply… “other”. an uncanny valley feeling paired with your sweet honey like voice

- when you get mad the whole room turns into the arctic. you may not show it but everyone can feel your rage.

“they say she’s a dalgyal gwishin. the egg ghost. the demon with no face”

-even assassins fear you

-the mention of your name causes a cold shiver to travel down people’s spine

-everyone has heard of the beautiful but dangerous woman who happens to be you

-have the abilities and training of a world class assassin

-you’ve been trained in self defense, gun handling etc for as long as you can remember

-you are a literal killing machine

-you can slice and dice someone up like its fruit ninja

-not even muhammad ali could take you in the ring

beauty

-how can the devil reincarnate have a face so sweet

-people may not love the fury of your wrath but they sure love to look at you

-even as a walking death note people can’t help but to feel attracted to you

-you’re jarring as fuck but with a face like that whats not to like?

-your haunting face and your fit body cancels out the fact you could kill someone in the blink of an eye

-maybe its how unnatural your aura makes you but you can’t help but to wonder if someone can truly be so beautiful

-blood red lips to match the fluids of your victims against your complexion

-you have the same succubus esque allure as jennifer check

xtra

-easily be a polyglot absorb knowledge of new languages with every breath you breathe

-blend with the locals abroad

-live in a glamorous apartment in your desired city. your apartment is cultivated and designed to your exact liking.

-money is never an issue. forget comfortable you’re ultra wealthy.

-be your bosses favorite within the workplace. your boss has a soft spot for you despite your theatrics.

-you’re the one complex female character everyone can agree to like

-you give people the same energy as a dramatic piano climax

-to new people inquiring about the mysterious beauty, you are often described as a “living , breathing ,shopping ,psychopath”

-smell like “pretty machine” by kerosene

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WE SHIFT ALL THE TIME, WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED??

the void and shifting aren’t that scary ༄

many people are in my dms, saying that they are avoiding the term “reality shifting” and maybe a lot of you guys have exaggerated this as i make alot of posts for my permashifters and respawners as not many people do

when it comes to "shifting realities", the term isn't as deep as you think, to shift realities you don't need a 360 change, sometimes it can be small, but that's all manifesting is, shifting realities. For example let's say you have blonde hair, if you were to watch a subliminal for natural jet black hair and you get it, you have just shifted to the reality where you have black hair, nothing else changed just that you now have jet black hair instead of blonde. You can have all you want while still keeping many aspects the same for example, friends or family, you don't need to change everything o shift

We are shifting all the time, another example, let’s say you’re out shopping with a friend and they ask wether the red skirt or the blue skirt would be better, you pick red and now you have shifted to the reality where that friend owns and wears that skirt, and if you were to pick blue you would have been in a different reality where your friend owns and wears a blue skirt. We shift with everything we do. Manifesting is shifting, Shifting is manifesting. The void is just a meditative state that allows us to change even the most “impossible” things without any resistance, but you’re changing shit everyday.

The reason i’m saying this is that i mostly speak about permashifting and respawning, so people automatically think that if they shift, everything will change drastically. It won’t. Although i love you guys so much, it’s the funniest shit ever when yall ask me if you’re gonna see your family again because you want to enter the void to change the colour of your eyes 💀 (like damn you lot can be so dramatic). You’re subconscious KNOWS you so whatever you don’t want will not be there and whatever you do want will be waiting for you, wether using the void or simply affirming, you don’t need to spell it out, because again the void isn’t some genie, it’s YOU and you know you!

And to those who want to respawn or permashift, i want you to see this message and know that shifting isn’t that deep, the void isn’t scary or some huge thing and what you want to do (shift realities) is something that you already do and have been doing since you came to be.

shifting is and will always be as easy as breathing

SHIFTING IS AS SIMPLE AS BLINKING, DONT LET IT CONFUSE OR SCARE YOU ❄️💋

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I can’t believe women are willingly having children with reluctant men who they have to beg and convince to have kids with them like if that man is not kneeling at your feet sobbing begging you to bare him children if he’s not feeding you grapes and fanning you with a palm leaf for the entirety of your pregnancy if he’s not actively trying to make motherhood as easy as possible for you then why the fuck are you having kids with him?! I see women who have 4-5 kids saying their husbands have always been like this. Why on god’s green earth do you keep having his children?!?!?! You should be getting a sushi boat and a brand new Audi after giving birth at a minimum and they’re out here begging their husbands to go to the hospital with them

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OG yacht girl

yacht girl vibe

-be the yacht princess traveling through cannes

-get invited by the wealthiest of the elite onto yachts with your friends and earn money

-meet eligible bachelors easily

-be a polarizing magnet for billionaires

-sip strawberry champagne out on the deck

-lounge around 150 million dollar yachts while eating exotic tropical fruits

-have an endless yacht crew jumping to make sure you’re comfortable and not lifting a finger

-always travel to exotic, tropical, travel destinations like the almalfi coast , santorini, sardinia, ibiza, miami, jamaica, rio de janeiro, bali, fiji, thailand, monaco, bora bora, dubai, portofino, hawaii (be mindful to the locals please), aruba, puerto rico, cancun & turks and caicos on somebody else’s expense.

-easily pick up foreign languages abroad and perfectly speak it to the locals

-lounge around the yacht in nothing but a tiny bikini and heels just cause

-always have safe trips. never do anything you don’t want to and have safe travels onboard.

-everything goes your way. if you’re not happy your billionaire friend will do everything in his power to see a smile on your face. but why would you not be happy being young, hot spoiled & rich on a attractive billionaire’s yacht???

-watching you relax on your billionaire friend’s yacht is their personal favorite. however watching you run around the beach sipping an aperol spritz with your peachy cheeks covered in sand is a close second.

-find a healthy mix between eating the mediterranean diet, shellfish, acqua panna, exotic fruits & eating bonilla a la vista patatas fritas, piña coladas and smoking cuban cigars

-have a luxurious romantic dinner every night on the water level extended deck with dimly lit candles just because

-besides your shopping sprees be sure to expect new lingerie, bikinis, investment bags, peonies & macarons to be gifted to you daily while your billionaire friend is out and about just thinking about you.

-have the same larger than life 2000’s party girl vibe as paris hilton

-you choose to go with both attractive and ultra wealthy billionaires because you’re the hottest of the hottest so you can have both

-stay in a top of the line yacht with all the appliances most can only dream of

-the yacht girl lifestyle is never scary you’re never put in danger and can leave whenever you want

-despite how great yachting sounds its just another typical day for you your life is normally so luxurious and fun

-you are easily the sexiest most expensive export out of your country ever summer

-make more in one night of yachting than a small countries GDP

-despite your well travelled expensive summer experience you also make sure to maintain your summer reading and investment’s

-locals are nothing but kind to the foreign pretty girl they see on the beach

-be the evening gem of the yacht club meet

-never girl rot you’re doing hot rich bitch shit everyday

-when you’re yachting life is reminiscent of 2010 frank ocean “super rich kids” vibes of pure luxury and blatant displays of wealth

-be endlessly energetic, flirty and playful

-you make people feel insatiable for your presence

-one sniff of your scent is like a lethal drug

-when you’re not on the yacht or on land you’re traveling by private plane to your next destination

-you’re gifted with the unique ability to find at least one naturally occurring pearl every time you eat oysters

-your voice is downright erotic and gets men to do whatever you want

miranda kerr dating history

-only date billionaires

-have your eye out for the perfect billionaire

-know how to play the game for your perfect billionaire mate

-you just might end up with the CEO of your favorite social media company if you keep up the yachting

-unlike miranda you would never have a baby with a lame

-don’t yacht just for fun and money, yacht because you’re looking for your future husband to make you and your future children live a life of leisure

miranda kerr beauty

-have gorgeous dimples (or dimple lol i only have one) that make rich men weak in the knees

-have doll like apple cheeks that make you look youthful

-look naive and impressionable despite your omnipresent sex appeal

-always have a full voluminous victorias’s secret bombshell blowout

-have a face that could easily make you the highest paid model… or yacht girl

-exude unmatched sex appeal

-have skin so hydrated and dewy from sipping straight from your coconuts

-have a perfect balance between downright wanton sex appeal and neoteny to easily manipulate just about anyone

general sprinkle sprinkle

-you’ve never dated a brookie

-even a brookie would sell his soul to see you on a yacht sunbathing in the south of France

-you don’t have to perform sexual favors (unless desired) on yacht’s, you’re simply invited to a tropical luxurious summer getaway

-be gifted a cartier 18K yellow gold 7 charm ankle bracelet so your favorite billionaire can stake his claim

-other billionaires are crawling to your feet with gifts to invite you to their yacht

-other yacht billionaires get so territorial when they see you dancing on the deck table across the bay

-give the billionaire you choose to yacht with even more status amongst the elite as you’re the most expensive yacht girl

-be paid billions just to enjoy yourself

-not even “queen of yacht girls” miranda kerr could make as much as you do yachting for a night

-you don’t pay for a damn thing. in fact the only thing in your delvaux bag is sun screen and hot sauce

-your billionaire friend can’t focus when he leaves to do business deals knowing you’re lounging in the tiniest tropic of c bikini

-your billionaire is waiting at your beck and call to feed you grapes from the vine while you read just to be near you

-sure you could hang out with the old wrinkled billionaires but the hot & sexy young ones want and pay even more for you

-have the face and body people immediately think of when they hear “billionaire wife”

-be the main source of envy from other yacht girls or girls fucking for free to hop on a low tier yacht

-master social dining etiquette (your fork will always give you away)

-your private flight or emirates first class suite ticket there? paid for. your summer wardrobe? paid for. your living expenses? paid for. your shopping sprees? paid for. none of which are paid for by you. you’re just expected to bring your pretty self to be a muse of sorts.

-have 100 million dollar yachts gifted to you for existing

-after you step foot onto the yacht your billionaire friend calls someone up to change the current printed name to yours (naomi lapaglia inspo)

-you yourself are a status symbol there’s no question a man is rich if you’re on his arm

-have a figurehead on the prow designed after you (lauren sanchez inspo)

-rich men literally spit out their 1945 Domaine de la Romanée-Conti Grand Cru when they see you

-be the best seductress there ever was

-no one has more game or knows the game quite as well as you do

-billionaire men don’t mind if you’re manipulating them for your own gain they just want to be near you

-other yacht girls wouldn’t dare to approach your billionaire friend

-wealthy men are more than happy to give you all of their money just for being beautiful

-wealthy men literally feel haunted by your presence it evokes some sort of regency era longing. something for the books

-you are the ultimate prize

-men don’t care about your past as long as you’re not with someone else

-attract a chadlite billionaire that melts in your arms like frei malthus in hilda hurricane

-be gifted diamonds for every innocent kiss you give on the cheek

-unlike miranda kerr you don’t even have to make billionaire’s think you like them they just want the opportunity to be in your presence

-“a pearl necklace for your thoughts?”

summer beauty affirmations

-sex appeal seeps out of your pores you are the epitome of “walking sex”

-people on land watch you walk by as captivated as everyone in town was watching malena walk past

-have a summer essence like pamela anderson running across the beach in baywatch

-have sultry tan lines that give a forbidden fruit vibe when seen

-tan is as deep and as perfect as brooke shields in the blue lagoon

-manifest all of your desired swimwear

-have a rosy gold undertone to your skin that makes you look youthful and healthy

-have the most adorable naturally rosy cheeks

-have endless amounts of hermes oran sandals in every color

-be so stunning and alluring sirens wonder if you’re one of them

-look so exotic but no one can ever pinpoint from where

-look so erotic with fruit juice running down your chest and staining your luscious red lips

-look like you just walked out of a 2000’s summer edition of vogue

-be the beach beauty in passing no one ever forgets

-radiate even more sex appeal than an angel doing a victoria’s secret swimwear photoshoot

-have the ultimate bedroom eyes. one look from you with those pretty eyes is like a siren singing the sailors to their death

-(if desired for a lighter eye color green or blue) your eyes match the color of the sea’s you grace

-your defined cheekbones could cut a bitch but your dimple faced smile melts the iciest hearts

-thick & fluffy brooke shields/ taylor hill esque eyebrows

-look like you have naturally khol lined eyes

-you are forever in your peak. you’re gonna be sexy forever

-you embody the same endless beauty and femininity as ocean waves

-always be seen with an exotic flower in your long flowing locks on the beach

-have perfect pouty sensual red lips like rosie huntington whitley

-get asked what lip tint you’re wearing (you’re not wearing one…)

-manifest a luxury collection of sunglasses

-radiate the same beauty as christy turlington in “postcard from portofino” , vogue 1992

-anything you deem to be a personal imperfection is ceasing to exist

-when people see you they don’t understand how one person can be so sexy, exotic and unbelievably beautiful

-you’re beauty reminds people of a foreign sunset over the sea with rosy pink & orange hues

-have vanta black lashes that are super long and flutter soft and slow like a butterfly’s wings

-skin is naturally clear and rejuvenated look as if you’ve had a biologique recherche facial everyday (or maybe you have…)

-the salty ocean water washes away any skin impurities you have like a hydrafacial

-your glass skin & natural skin sparkles make your skin reminiscent of a porcelain doll’s

-manifest daily spa treatments, have your billionaire friend call the top specialist to the yacht for daily lymphatic drainage & skin treatments

-radiate the same energy as 2000’s euro summer clubbing songs

-your body is always well moisturized from even layers of sunscreen & body oil

-be out of this world gorgeous

-attract seashells, shell charms & jewelry

-maintain a thick fluffy 80’s voluminous blowout

-when people see you they think you’re a victoria’s secret model doing a photoshoot on the beach

-you’re devastatingly gorgeous

-you have a one in 8 billion sort of beauty

-you could easily be Miss Universe from beauty alone

-your pores are nonexistent

-there’s so many colors in your eyes from green, grey to blue with little specs of gold

-have a beauty that looks like you’re aware of ancient beauty secrets

-you become even more stunning with every second that passes

-the sun gives your hair a natural balayage

-hair is shiny like you used the oribe gold lust nourishing oil

-hair so shiny you’re fighting keratin treatment allegations

-your sexy aura reminds people of the song “candy shop” by fifty cent

-have an incredibly ultra feminine sexually dimorphic face

-your face is forever imprinted into men’s minds just from one glance

body affirmations

-have firm supple skin

-your skin is soft like butter cream

-your skin feels like silk

-easily obtain the best tan of your life

-be immune to sun burn

-tan like an early 2000’s Brazilian bombshell

-get a brazilian tan line spray tan

-have natural sparkles on your skin

-all body hair you don’t remove turns blonde and glimmers in the sun (ie: arms, happy trail)

-you’re naturally as hairless as a sphynx cat in your bikini area, underarms & legs

-your skin is immune to sun damage so you can sunbathe all day

-effortlessly maintain a summer body year round from 98-115 pounds year round (whatever you prefer)

-your body looks so healthy and filled out in all the right places

-always maintain a fresh russian mani pedi

manifest your desired summer body products

•sol de janeiro body oil

•vacation inc whipped spf 30

•body shimmer

•la roche posay thermal spray mist

•biologique recherche protection U.V. corps spf 50 sunscreen

-have long toned legs and a flat stomach

-have full round close set perky tear drop shaped boobs that look like they’re barely restrained by your bikini top (desired cup size)

-have a tall thin body

-workout on the extended deck of the yacht. not because you need to but because you want to. it helps that you’re flaunting that lithe sexy body to other billionaires along the way.

-all body imperfections (less than ideal proportions, discoloration, scars, loose skin, acne & scretch marks) are ceasing to exist

-even though you have your summer body all year round with no help needed, you know to maintain your upmost health through diet and exercise for the victorias secret fashion show in the fall

-your plump perky ass looks so enticing in your bikini bottoms

-your 0.7 WHR is mesmerizing but your plump heart shaped ass takes the cake

-your long supermodel legs are like rich men’s kryptonite

-hear “those legs” from drooling men daily

-your legs could easily stop a MAC truck

-tan easily and surprisingly fast

-tan like its UV 11 everyday

-be between 5’7-6’2

-have a thin hourglass body like candice swanepoel

-be fully immune to body odor

-have a natural yasmeen ghauri cat walk

-full hips that move as fluidly as shakira’s

-long swan neck that is immune to neck lines

-90° shoulders

-thin ballerina arms

-pretty size 6 arched feet

-divorced thighs

-small narrow rib cage

-20 inch waist

-all of your body fat is in your perky booty

-your body naturally emits the smell of acqua di parma blu mediterraneo by acqua di parma

-“it should be a crime how microscopic your bikini is”

-wealthy billionaires almost wish you put more clothes on for the sole sake of their own sanity

FAME

-have your desired level of fame for your desired career choice

-be the best dressed at cannes film festival red carpet

-you make so much money from your main job (modeling,acting etc) you only yacht for its eligible bachelors… the extra money is tempting too

-your hair naturally grows about 2 inches everyday just to give lara lieto on the cannes film festival red carpet

-meet your desired celebrities partying on yachts after the cannes film festival

-find out who other celebrity yacht girls are

-have the best paparazzi yachting pics

NSFW YACHTING

(like i said you don’t have to do sexual favors this part is if you feel sexually interested in your billionaire friend if not- you can subconsciously block all of these if you desire to not claim them if so it will not apply to you. if you chose to claim them there is extra protection bennies stay safe ily. again if you don’t want these bennies they simply won’t apply to you)

-have a healthy vagina

-have an optimal vaginal flora

-your PH never gets thrown off

-have optimal vaginal wetness from sipping on coconuts all day

-coochie is wet like you take your okra supplements

-get paid a couple mil more for the occasional “accidental” nip slip

-spending money on you literally makes men horny its like edging all day long

-trips to the dressing room “do you wanna see these clothes on me?” you can look but don’t you touch

-coochie smells & taste like sweet melons

-desired handsome billionaire has desired thoughts about your body

-get paid 20 mil more for allowing your billionaire friend to watch you enjoy your bubble bath with chocolate covered strawberries & Prosecco

-“when i’m with you all i get is wild thoughts”

-on the very rare chance that you do decide to sleep with your billionaire friend they make sure you’re left with a night you’ll never forget

-do your lovemaking on the deck overlooking the ocean under the night sky

-sacral chakra is properly functioning

-BE FULLY IMMUNE TO BEING 🍇D

-BE FULLY IMMUNE TO ATTRACTING PREDATORS

-BE FULLY IMMUNE TO ATTRACTING FAMILY

-RELEASE ANY AND ALL SEXUAL TRAUMA