I am but just a humble whore, 19, genderfluid, what you looking at me for??
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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it's octobear! that means it's time to post pumpkin enrichment :]
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Gorgeous gorgeous girls moan "don't pull out" as they cum
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My goblin as hobbling confused cause hes now my fiancé
girl you've been running through my mind all day
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This is what my bf thinks I look like
girl you've been running through my mind all day
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Just sniper things 🐦 (low stakes mission)
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You and Copia snuggling in his bed and having a little spicy making out session and things start to escalate… only to have his rats interrupt and cock block him lmao
I like the way you think, naughty ghoul~ I very much enjoyed fulfilling this request of yours. Please enjoy!
Them Rats (Copia x GN!Reader)
Warning(s): NSFW (18+ MDNI)
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It was late into the evening by the time you and Copia were settling into bed. Copia had just gotten out of the shower and smelled strongly of rich mahogany and a hint of lavender. The soap he used always stirred your senses; you wasted no time stuffing your face into his chest the second he crawled into the bed beside you.
Copia chuckled when you hummed in delight and breathed in his scent. A warm hand slid from your shoulder to the small of your back as he shifted his weight to get more comfortable beside you. It started with an innocent kiss on your forehead. However, Copia is a man with not so innocent desires, and when you look at him with those pleading eyes he simply cannot help himself.
Next thing you know he is on top of you. His hand lingers on your hip as he crashes his lips against yours. You comb your fingers through his hair as his tongue begs for admission to taste you. As he deepens the kiss you feel him teasingly roll his hips into you. The growing bulge in his pants brushes lightly against your own arousal and elicits a quiet moan from your throat. He groans against your lips in reply, and repeats the gesture again. This time his movements are deliberate as he rolls his hips into you with the intention of pleasing both himself and you.
The sensation of your clothed sexes grinding together fogs your senses as you both fall further into a cloud of ecstasy.
His lips move to your neck and your body shudders in pleasure. You feel your heart racing and your breathing gets deeper as you feel his hand slide up your back. There is a faint sound in the background. At first it is not noticeable enough to pull either of you from your fit of passion.
Then it happens again, and you pull away from Copia, "What is that...?" you ask while gasping for air.
"That is how much I want you, amore~" Copia replies seductively and presses his hips against you with a devilish smirk on his face.
You frown and turn your head away when he leans down to kiss you again. "No- Shut up." you tell him and press your finger to his lips. He makes a noise to express his disappointment but you cut him off with a harsh "SHH!"
Copia's eyes narrow in confusion as silence falls between you. He opens his mouth to speak but he is interrupted by a jarring racket that takes you both by surprise. Your heads simultaneously turn to the large rat cage that sits in the corner of the room. One of the rats seemed to think it was a great time to run on the noisy exercise wheel in their enclosure. The entire cage rattled as it spun around, and it also made a horrendous whirring sound as the plastic scraped against itself.
"Ehi! Dannati roditori!" Copia waves his fist at the rat's cage, "Ah, piccoli bastardi." he grumbles and pulls himself off you and approaches the enclosure. You watch as he opens the door to the cage and picks up the little nuisance with the utmost care and tenderness he can muster. He holds the rat in his palm and lifts it up to his face, "Tuo papà è occupato, I will give this back later, okay?" he tells the rat as he takes the wheel out of the enclosure before setting it down on the floor.
"Aaww..." he coos at the rat as it wiggles its whiskers at him. Copia then gives the rodent a gentle pet before placing it back in the cage. He turns back to you and raises his arms, "Now! Where were we, amore?" he asks and crawls back into the bed with you.
You giggle softly at him as he hovers over your body, "I was about to take my clothes off." you explain.
Copia smirks at you, "Ohoho? Is that so? Well... Let us pick up where we left off then, hm?"
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continuing my lotr brainrot but this is more like just them cosplaying for fun
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OMG DONTTTT IM S(CREAMING)
könig reminds me of thomas hewitt in the 2006 film.. anyone else agree? 👀...
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I mean I’m loyal to my husband Daryl but
a tear jus ran down my leg.
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She did same my life fr
He's so babygirl
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Girl same honestly
Looking at two characters who I find attractive who are on two opposite ends of the spectrum:
One man is saying "I'll have your daughter home by eleven sir."
The other is commenting "your daughter calls me Daddy too."
I have questions for my brain....
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RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.
2/11/2005 - 24/5/24
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It’s Deja by for my Scottish-Irish ass
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