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Halloween 2k16
Friends and I: “Trick or Treat!”
Person at the door: “Look at all your amazing costumes! Great job this year guys.”
*Goes up to the door after all your friends*
Person: *with disdain* “OH. What’re you supposed to be, dressed in all black?”
You: *looks into their eyes and whispers* “The only person that’ll be at your funeral tomorrow.”
*slowly backs off the porch and walks away stiffly*
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