🚫MINORS DNI🚫 | 21 | pronouns: dealer's choice | 🟧🟨⬜️🟦🟪 (aroace but like also horny o7) | 🟨⬜️🟪⬛️ | AO3: ive_made_some_choices | uhhhhh i like block ppl (hermitcraft my beloved) and also occassionally write ✨️fucked up fanfiction✨️ (i am a multishipper to my core i ship so many things. also: why love triangle when polyamory exists???)
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mumbo thinks he could beat most the irl hermits in a fistfight. okay. let's see. welcome back, my name is grian and today we're all gathered here to kick off a brand new life series in the middle of this actual forest
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I love geminitay she reminds me of every out-of-my-legue crush I've ever had.
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“I’ve had my way with Etho before” SCAR?????
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this isn't going to happen but it WOULD be very funny
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Mumbo deserves a hot older boyfriend to call daddy
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Giggling forcing my mutuals to have the same kinks as me
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if you’re a trans ally you have to be ok with seeing topless dudes with their tits out & girls with bulges in their jeans or skirts etc. trans bodies are normal, get used to them, they’re not going anywhere.
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Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.
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she etho on my slab until i oh snappers
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carrying a lighter in my pocket is a bad idea because i like to keep my hands in my pockets too so it’s like the world’s most tantalising stim toy
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playing the classic game of “are people staring at me because i’m a tranny, because i’m wearing a mask, or because i’m wearing a shirt with a picture of a cop on fire”
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i should be able to file for divorce on another couples behalf
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i only just now finally got around to watching martyn's new episode and OH MY GOD REN JUST CALLED HIM HIS WIFE?????? IT'S ONLY BEEN 4 MINUTES I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!!!!!
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"Stop looking at your phone"
No. I need a constant distraction from the pain I am in. I promise you, you'd rather see me play solitaire on my phone for 45 mins than deal with me while being fully aware of my body. I PROMISE YOU I am listening better if i'm fiddling on my phone than if I'm sitting and being aware of my agony.
Also to everyone who has ever called me an iPad kid, die in a hole.
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